2006-09-08 14:56:10 · 18 answers · asked by Annette R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know..
I've got a condom with your name on it.
Are you cold? You should be; you've been naked in my mind all night.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot
coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on
board.
You are so beautiful, that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees
through broken glass, just to jerk off in your shadow.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.
I get a thimble full of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
2006-09-08 14:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by love_only_lasts_in_death 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I first met my husband, I had sustained an eye injury and the doctor told me not to look at bright lights. One night this guy came to work and asked me if he could give me a ride home from work and that on the way we could park and watch the full moon. I said I couldn't look at bright lights and he said "that's ok, I'll watch the moon, you can rest your eyes while resting your head on my shoulder". I ended up married to the guy going on 34 years.
2006-09-08 22:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by nellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want to go out for some pizza and sex? What, you don't like pizza?
Do you know the difference between an omlette and a *******? No? Wanna go get some breakfast?
2006-09-08 22:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by Wyld Stallyns 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your sign?
Girl, I know your feet are tired cause you been running through my mind all day.
Heaven must be missing an angel
it must be jelly cause jam don't jiggle like that
can i get some fries to go with that shake
2006-09-08 21:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by applebottomchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl you smell like fritos thats why im givin you this hungry stare, your so hot you're gonna melt, the elastic in my underwear, i bet your magically delicious like a bowl of lucky charms, you'd look like venus demilo baby, if i, just cut off your arms
2006-09-08 22:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby u must have a mirror in ur butt b/c I can see me in there. Or hey u must know karate b/c ur body is kicking.
2006-09-08 21:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ChRiSbRoWn_LOVER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?
You must be from Tennessee -- 'cause you're the only ten I see.
2006-09-08 21:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by sparticle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could change the alphabet, I'll put U and I together
2006-09-08 21:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there an airport nearby because my heart just went into take off mode when I saw you!
2006-09-08 21:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired cause you been running through my mind all day
2006-09-08 21:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by aQTinMVny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋