pick any one or more..?

Question

answer one or more of the following sentences with a one sentence wise crack remark: :P

( remember these are just sentences it does not mean they are true :P also please put the number in your answering thanks )

1. paris hilton got herself arrested
2. jessica simpson cut her hair
3. the president dyed his hair orange
4. bon jovi is the sexiest man alive! :P

Answer 1

1. put her on the reservation with the "Smackahoe" tribe.
(this statement is only ment to be funny, and not offensive to Native Americans in any way.)
2. To get rid of all the nasty split ends that were 7 inches long.
3. For his recent trip to Salt Lake City Utah. (it is funny)
4. In a old-guy, malnurished way.

Answer 2

1. Paris Hilton got herself arrested, to trump up some media attention. Lindsay was getting too much.
2.Jessica Simpson cut her hair, to try and regain some original identity back from the cloned sister.
3. The president dyed his hair orange, to match his red baboon ***!
4. Bon Jovi is the sexiest man alive, or should I say was, back in the 80's.

Answer 3

!. Who the F.ck is Paris Hilton? Oh that Girl in that Porno.
2. Are People talking about Her again?
3. So George,s been Drinking Again, I wonder what his Dad will say?
4. I thought He was Gay? He,s A Musician? That explains Everything.

Answer 4

question #1
my remark: we all knew she liked it ruff!
question# 2
my remark: she thinks nick will take her back if she try's to look like someone else!! :0)

Answer 5

the presedent got arrested

Answer 6

Bon Jovi got arrested................. And yes this is dumb.........

Answer 7

this is dumb