I think that I may be losing my hearing because it just comes and goes. I can watch TV just fine or play on the computer but then suddenly I go deaf. I can see my wife's mouth moving but I just can't hear any sound!
The funny thing is that as soon as she leaves the room, I can hear just fine again.
What could be the problem? Does anyone else have this same condition? Am I going to die?
2006-09-08 14:19:13 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think your wife is broken - time to get a new one!
2006-09-08 14:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
,. That is a common illness and I even think somewhat contagious. My husband has that too, along with my son-in-law, a few of my brother-in-laws, some friends husbands and even some of my brothers. Sad to say, I don't think there is a cure for it yet and the only way that you might die from it, is from not hearing the fry pan coming until it hits you along side of the head.
2006-09-08 21:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by cdl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your hearing will return when your wife smacks you upside the head with a frying pan. Have no fear. Very common among husbands. Have a good afterlife.
2006-09-08 21:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by lolo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like selective hearing! My husband has that problem, too!
2006-09-08 21:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by ariannaandtjsmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like selective hearing to me.You only hear what you want to.
2006-09-08 21:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by stinkicheezman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doubtful if you are going to die from this (darn) but I would call it selective hearing. My girls have suffered from this for years. haha
2006-09-08 21:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by heartache 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, it is called selective hearing and/or addiction.
yup buddy we're all gonna die. Just make damned sure you don't go to your grave with your one biggest regrest being that you didn't spend enuf time on Y!A. That would suck.
2006-09-08 21:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My kids have it.
t's called "selective hearing syndrome."
It's quite common in children.
2006-09-08 21:22:38 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had that too.... all I did was hit the "mute" on the wife remote and viola...
"Men are simple.... we want only three things..... food, sex and silence." - Chris Rock
2006-09-08 21:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by robertonduty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a gift, not a condition.
2006-09-08 21:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋