2006-09-08 14:02:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
if this was heaven why are'nt i still in bed with kim bassinger
2006-09-09 00:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because if it were heaven we would all be happy and going about our business with no wars, prejudices. Also people would live on fluffy clouds instead of high rises and council estates.
2006-09-10 08:14:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos your`e in the maintainance department.
2 points
2006-09-10 19:41:08 · answer #3 · answered by Spanner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day it will be heaven right now it is the testing ground.
2006-09-08 21:08:14 · answer #4 · answered by Steve R 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This sure ain't Heaven cause Bush is our leader .
You don't die in heaven.
They say there's no beer in heaven.
( in heaven there is no beer thats why we drink it here ) This is for old people to remember the old polka ha ha
I dont think the sewer backs up in Heaven.
I dont think people fart inn heaven.
no abuse, belly cramps, broken bones or osama's
NO THIS AIN"T HEAVEN
2006-09-08 21:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by Steve D 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This isn't heaven because it sucks.
2006-09-08 21:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by tailfish99 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if this is heaven its not a very nice place
2006-09-08 21:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by leah f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because if it was Heaven, we wouldn't be losing loved ones to death. They'd stay with us all forever.
2006-09-08 21:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if this is heaven i don't want to know what hell's like
2006-09-08 21:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by andrew_g 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good question! something i've never thought about...but yeah it could be indeed. i'm getting happier, people are living longer, more peace on this beautiful planet than ever before...so hey, why not indeed?
i'm in heaven.
2006-09-08 21:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by Martin M 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋