I think I am one, how can I be sure?
2006-09-08 13:55:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
There is this spooky dude, in a robe, that follows me around all the time. The robe is white and he acts like he is not looking at me. When I look in his direction he starts whistling and looking away. That might convince me it was not me he was observing if it were not for the fact that he is in my house and he is wearing a friggin bright white robe. "Dude, what do you want!" There he goes, whistling again.
2006-09-08 14:02:09 · update #1
Do you light up when your switch is turned on? If so, you are Illuminati.
2006-09-08 13:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Illuminati (meaning "enlightened ones") were a group of intellectuals whose purpose was to promote science and rational thought as the means to learn of the world around us.
Disease didn't happen because God was pissed with a person or group, it was caused by germs and other pathogens. An apple falls to the ground because of gravity, not because the apple wishes to leave its tree and become one with the ground. The Earth orbits the Sun, which in turn is making its way around the Milky Way galaxy....in no way, shape or form is the Earth the center of the Universe.
...and that last one was a biggie with the early Catholic Church, believe me.
Eventually, the Illuminati were disbanded - or went into hiding - and their presence hasn't been seen in the world in several hundred years.
So no, I really doubt you're an Illuminati. An idiot with a question, definitely, but not an Illuminati.
2006-09-08 21:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by pblcbox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting.
Have you read Jeff Foxworthys "You might be an Illuminati if"
Or For a start.
How many Banks do you own?
Go big Red Go
2006-09-08 21:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by 43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever-if you were a part of this ultra exclusive secret society, then you would definitely know it and you would not be asking outsiders if you were a member.
Maybe some crazy religious sect is trying to convert you?
2006-09-08 21:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ser021976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek the Pink Unicorn with the Funyuns and ye shall no the truth.
That's about the best advice I can give ye.
2006-09-08 20:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up a copy of Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons" and, if you find you keep repeating, "Hey, I knew that!" then the answer is probably, yes, you can be sure.
2006-09-08 21:01:01 · answer #6 · answered by LeAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know the secret handshake? Have you been allowed into the secret sanctum?
2006-09-08 21:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you support Bush?
2006-09-08 20:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a scary movie,, are you a character actor
2006-09-08 21:20:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋