2006-09-08 13:52:37 · 13 answers · asked by paolo b 1 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
are you stupid?
2006-09-08 14:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think he looks like a chipmunk and that Jeff Hardy is WAY sexy!!!!! but the rumors are true!
Matt Hardy buys WWE
Written by Chris Brasington
The new owner of World Wrestling Entertainment, bet you didn't see that coming
A surprise press conference was held today at the offices of World Wrestling Entertainment to announce the company's new owner. Matt Hardy.
Hardy was terminated from the company over a week ago due to what they claimed was "inapproprate internet actions". This action had to do with a situation between his former girlfriend, Amy "Lita" Dumas, and Adam "Edge" Copland. Hardy recieved the news while on the injured list for a torn ACL.
The support he recieved was overwhelming to say the least. From posts on his website to online petitions by fans wanting the WWE to rehire Hardy back , filled the web.
One form of support came from fans in the form of WWE stock. Hardy aquired 20 percent of the campany as a way to "get back at the company",according fans of Hardy.
Still feeling deeply hurt and vengeful, Hardy took it upon himself to see how muchmore stock he could purchase with the huge amount of money he had saved while working for the WWE...and selling Lita's used panties on E-Bay.
With a stroke of luck, an investment web site was selling WWE stock at ten cents a share. Which was nine cents more than it was really worth.
Hardy purchased as much stock as he could. After all was said and done, Hardy had aquired 99 percent of company, with the remaining stock owned by the MacMahon family.
The press conference was attended by Vince MacMahon, his wife Linda, and the WWE board members. Vince made the announcement about the the change over. It was said he had a tear in his eye.
Matt Hardy then took over the event saying how happy he was returning to the WWE and how, as the new owner, will make changes that will bring fans back to the world of wrestling.
The list of changes includes:
-More wrestling, less storylines.
-Cancel the new diva search contest(which was greeted by cheers from the press)
-Push younger talent to create new superstars.
-Rehire Rhyno and Molly Holly.
-More wrestling, less storylines.
-Firing all divas who cannot wrestle.(which leaves only 2)
-Have John Cena kicked in the crotch by every employee in the company for ruining the WWE championship belt
-And more wrestling, less storylines.
It was at this point that Vince MacMahon started screaming ."He's crazy! No storylines?! Actual wrestling on a wrestling program?! He'll ruin this company!" After that he fainted.
But the real question was what will be Hardy's plans for Edge and Lita.
"Well as for Edge, I see a new direction for his character." said Hardy. "He'll come to the ring dressed in a giant diaper, cry like a baby, and poop his pants. I know it will never get over with the fans, but what do I care. He f****ed me over!"
Lita will be sent to the companys development camp, OVW. And the only way she can get back to the WWE is doing something involving the number 37. Something, Hardy says, that Kevin Smith fans would get.
The changes will start the monday after the next Raw PPV, Backlash.
And on a side note, Triple H is filing for divorice from Stephanie MacMahon. The couple have been married for nearly 2 years.
He has also been seen sending secret admire notes to Matt Hardy, declairing his love for the new owner
2006-09-08 21:03:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremysmom05 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao are you freakin stupid?You must be to ask a question like that....do you think Hardy would have enough money that Vince would want for the WWE?No Hardy gets paid a million a year take Tax out = to about 800,000 a year ok you gotta buy food a house pay you're bills and such...
2006-09-09 04:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell me, you've just read that 14 months old satire article at the spoof?
2006-09-09 12:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by OzzyOnEdge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope it was a satire story I'm afraid but that woulda been pretty awesome!
2006-09-09 15:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. He bought the crap company for 5 bucks.
2006-09-08 21:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by MikeAwesome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im pretty sure undereducated urban boys have more smarts than you.
2006-09-08 21:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Dawn of PacMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who cares? even WWE is bought by Disney(or other media conglomerates,consortiums), i still never give a damn about it!
2006-09-09 04:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by rafizal_avril02 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Shane McMan should be
2006-09-08 21:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by hot tea & toast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he wishes he was. I did read that he's coming to RAW soon.
2006-09-08 20:58:04 · answer #10 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no y u ask that
2006-09-08 21:11:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋