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Oh come on.... we all know the truth.....it's you who's been following him! You're just trying to implicate him to throw us of the scent, but I'm not falling for it. Come clean to Tofu Jesus and ask his forgiveness, and maybe he'll cook you up a mean stir-fry!

2006-09-08 15:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by wondering 3 · 0 0

Hey, I was going to warn you about the toilet paper on your shoe, but now you can just forget it.

Peace be with ye.

2006-09-08 13:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0 1

Are you perhaps a carnivore who needs to be saved?

2006-09-08 13:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Erin D 1 · 0 0

HE THINKS U R THE GUY THAT JUMPED OUT HIS BEDROOM WINDOW AFTER SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE

2006-09-08 14:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by 1leapinglizard 2 · 0 0

Your aftershave has the wrong pheromones in it !

2006-09-08 13:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 0 0

a stalker.
he's insane. beat him. kick his *** off your way.
he's a gay.

2006-09-08 13:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by lulu 3 · 0 0

Dunno. But try being nice to poor and lonely people like that. That's what Jesus would do.

2006-09-08 14:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hes gay and he thinksd you are to

2006-09-08 13:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by easymoney 6 · 0 0

Fight back..
Make him sorry...

2006-09-08 13:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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