Wouldn't it be more appealing if their clothes were gradually picked off by a swarm of very angry hummingbirds?
2006-09-08 13:26:53 · 38 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
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2006-09-08 13:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by atheist_2_u 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
It's their job. The sexier and more appealing they are to their clientele the more tips they rake in. So they learn what their clientele like and cater to their whims and fantasies. They learn to emotionally and sexually manipulate and exploit men for money. I'm not saying that's a bad or a good thing. They are the epitome of feminine sexual objectification. They have no other identity than that of male ego stroker, no other purpose than to make men pop boners. C'mon their job is actually to turn men on. Not all men like the stripper image but I'd bet my last money that the vast majority of men would be turned on by a stripper, if not in the presence of other men then at least as a secret, guilty indulgence. For men I think it really boils down to wanton self indulgence. I think men are a little spoiled when they think they can just go out and buy anything they want including women. But thought really doesn't enter the process.
2006-09-08 13:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by Paisley T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine stripping is an art...seems to have been lost in the past 20-30 years....the old gals "had to have a gimmick, " and the gimmicks were fun. Today, it is throw her on stage, she shed her clothes as quickly as possible, and lets it all hang out. Sometimes it is what we don't see that is sexier than what we see...the strippers of old knew the difference. todays gals seem to have forgotten that.
2006-09-08 13:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
alot of them are being sexy, some of them suck, and it would be hilarious if a swarm of angry humingbirds picked off their clothes and I would have to show up at the club,with bird seed and throw it at their heads and watch those birds really have some fun
2006-09-09 13:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did I miss something? Are angry hummingbirds sexy? I think they would be sexier if they used live tarantulas as pasties.
2006-09-09 10:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-sister-in-law was an exotic dancer.Well truthfully a nude dancer.For 40 minutes an hour she danced nude,then it was run dry off do personals and back.She said it was a job and she got to run around naked and she felt and looked sexy doing it(she is now a nurse school paid for by dancing).
2006-09-08 15:02:13 · answer #6 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most strippers feel they are sexy because they are sexy!
I take it you don't have the physical qualifications to qualify to be a stripper? Correct?
2006-09-08 13:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by TG Special 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strippers seem to be desperate women who aren't smart enough to get a real job. Most of them don't even have good bodies! But there's no accounting for male taste.
2006-09-08 13:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Or hungry crocodiles. That would be really hilarious. Like they are in the middle of a pond, and the crocodiles just come attacking them. Of course they wouldn't be harmed, but that's a great way to strip!
2006-09-08 13:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually, I'd much prefer undersexed, starving falcons and hand-shy wolves. Oh yes, and wrap the stripper in peameal bacon first.
2006-09-09 09:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They think they are being sexy because they are scantilly clad and showing off their beavers and mcguffies to guys who constantly compliment them on how much they look like their wife when she was in jr high.
I think they look like complete dorks. We know that the poles don't actually go anywhere..Who do they think they're kidding?
2006-09-08 13:30:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋