2006-09-08 13:20:07 · 11 answers · asked by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
He'd build a mechanism out of the kitchen table, bathroom scale and various odds and ends, so that when his girlfriend brought the guy into their bed, it would eject them both out the window, onto a slide he made with toothpicks. They would then land in a hole he dug with a fondue fork. Once they climbed out, he would use the gun he fashioned out of toiletpaper rolls and elastic bands to shoot paper clips at them.
2006-09-08 13:40:03 · answer #1 · answered by feathereafter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a spy camera from some soup cans, 3 feet of string, an old 45, and a clock. He'd hide it in his bedroom, and catch her in the act!!!
Thanks for the 2 points.
2006-09-08 20:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dump her and find a new one. There is a line of women around the block waiting for the chance to be his next girl friend.
2006-09-08 20:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. He knows the minute he is single that Marge Simpson's twin sisters (Velma &Selma) will be on him, and even the great McGyver knows when he has met his match.
Great question by the way.
2006-09-08 20:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would get his binoculars, prop them up with popsicle sticks, gum and string. Then he would hide them in a box that is decorated like a t.v. stand. Then he would watch from his private headquarters.
2006-09-08 20:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by kimmypoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would take duct tape, a pencil eraser, an old radio, and some bellybutton lint and make a bug... he'd plant it on her and record what she was up to.
2006-09-08 20:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Funchy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would pull out the gum from his pocket and the sock and the hair pin and hed spat the gum down her throat stuff the sock in her mouth and poke out her eye with the hair pin
2006-09-08 20:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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If this doesn't get me "best answer", I don't know what will!
2006-09-08 20:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i imagine that he would run large amounts of electricity into water and siphon the remaining gases into his girlfriends gasoline tank in her car. the car starts.... boom!!!
2006-09-08 20:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by new b-boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably learn how to spell his name correctly.
2006-09-08 20:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋