I hate the people who throw eggs at your house with a passion, is there any way i can deal some payback to those i catch doing it, (without going to jail, getting sued,etc). Calling the cops in my neighborhood does not work. They arrive hours later, and shrug. It's not like they can do anything anyway.
2006-09-08 13:10:30 · 14 answers · asked by Corey H 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
use a paintball gun. muahahaha
2006-09-08 13:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set your own couple dozen eggs in the sun NOW. Leave them there until Halloween night where you hide somewhere close to the road. I have found that a pickup truck with a camper shell works wonders for this. Leave the camper shell open, all the windows with the screens out, dress in black, and lay in wait in the back of the truck.
When those little suckers show up, you start pelting them with stinkier, older eggs than they knew existed. You get them by suprize, from behind... they never see it coming and usually you can get 3 to 5 good hits before they run off. And you have the protection of the truck from their eggs.
Its even better with two trucks and a friend, because you get twice as much egg coverage and someone to laugh with about it later.
Better yet, video tape it all and then take it to the local news station for an extra kick.
You wouldn't think they'd be too mad. They might even give you credit for having the forsight to "get them" in return. Either that, or it will be the beginning of a full out vandalism war.
2006-09-08 13:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by emilystartsfires 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Spaceballs
2006-09-08 13:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by Russianator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a couple of friends together. Have a couple of people outside watching. When they throw the eggs, you tackle the kids and give them a sponge and bucket...
2006-09-08 13:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Chris_Knows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try setting up hidden cameras, or just wait for them with eggs in your armory first, catch them off gaurd and nail them....
2006-09-08 13:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by lost&confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Video camera!
then call the police and press charges..
you could also try sueing for damages
2006-09-08 13:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by TLJaguar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invest in some super soakers (probably on sale now that it's the end of summer)...and while you're at it, fill them with ice water.
2006-09-08 13:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can always try to catch the eggs. or better yet, throw some back.
2006-09-08 13:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw water balloons at them. They won't hurt them and you are simply using "reasonable force" to protect your property.
2006-09-08 13:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by Salem 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw rocks at them.
2006-09-08 13:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by donatello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw waterballoons.
they'll be catching colds on halloween
2006-09-08 14:22:20 · answer #11 · answered by fakemoonlandings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋