2006-09-08 12:14:00 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Outside of the obvious gifts that people give like chocolate, stuffed animals and over priced greeting cards ... the best way to say "I Love You" is a nice, deep, erotic, wet, sloppy kiss followed up with some neck biting and ... giggling ... a little slap and tickle.
But yes, mayo may mean love but Miracle Whip means 'forver'.
2006-09-08 12:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by freak369xxx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, maybe. It's close.
There's the Institutional-Sized Jar of A-200 Crab Lice Killer and Mouthwash. There is also the 55-gallon drum of KY Jelly. (I've always believed the "KY" stands for "Kentucky" while I hear the Dueling Banjos Overture running through my empty skull. Then there are always used butt-plugs such as those that Mr. Blair collects. But back to the Mayo tse Tung.
I'm curious... Helman's or Miracle Whip?
I love the parallels of a miracle and a good whipping so.
But then, "Hell" and "man's" isn't all that bad, either.
It's all better than that rancid grey poupon. I always expect the old crony in the Bentley to throw poo like a spider monkey, and I'm sorely disappointed when he doesn't. No one like the perpetual tease without even a glimpse of knicker from time to time.
2006-09-09 04:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really I can't think of anything which says I love you more than an economy jar of mayonnaise. What a perfect gift.
2006-09-08 12:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been known to give toothpaste and toothbrush as Christmas gifts. And boxes of breakfast cereal. So, a huge jar of mayonnaise fits right in with that theme. hehe
2006-09-08 12:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by barefootboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a little too sentimental for me. I won my true love's affection by buying her the economy sized tube of AstroGlide and telling her to bend over.
2006-09-08 13:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that says "I'd love you to die young from mayonnaise-clogged arteries." Best to stay with pickled olives. The pimento leaves a warm, fuzzy feeling.
2006-09-08 12:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by Peapod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a 5 gallon jar of pickes from my boyfriend for my 17th birthday.
So, I would have to say, yes, pickles apparently also say the same.
I am not making this up... I couldn't make this up.
2006-09-08 12:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by wingnutrosie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, if you're using the term "Mayonnaise" as a euphanism for mens seed
2006-09-08 12:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An economy-sized jar of KY.
2006-09-08 12:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by mikesglobal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ten Gallon Hat.
2006-09-08 12:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋