on a boulder, tree, bush? I did once, I'd had too much to drink, lost my balance, and scraped my backside on a boulder. That was embarassing.
2006-09-08 11:09:16 · 15 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Can top that.... I LANDED IN IT!
that's right I was taking a emergency dump in the woods and when I grabbed some leaves to wipe, I realized they were poison ivy, lost balance and fell from my squatting position directly into my own pile of YEP!
Worst of all ... I WAS SOBER!
2006-09-08 12:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I've never done anything likd that. Scraping your backside on a boulder sounds really painful. Outch!
2006-09-08 18:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw...I'm too fly for that. I'll never lose my balance. But when I did get that drunk, I just had two friends, one on each side hold me up while I squatted. It was at my 20th b-day party. My clothes got ruined from our cake fight so I went home in a towel and nothing else, panties, shoes nothing. I had to pee but couldn't go inside the host's house because I couldn't make it from their front yard. I had my friend, who is now my husband hide me on the side of my car, well I thought I was hiding and help me pee. Somebody's dad came walking up out of nowhere in the dark but something made him turn around and leave. I've also peed in the parking lot of an attorney's office one night while headed to a nightclub with a friend. Then I only had one napkin to wipe with and she peed too so we had to rip it in half and got pee on our hands. I had a peepee steering wheel and peepee leather seats afterwards. Hennessy and Coke sucks, makes my bladder too active.
2006-09-08 18:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, long ago in my mis-spent youth. And it was in the snow! So don't eat the yellow snow where that drunk girl fell and couldn't get up. lol. I still remember how the frozen weeds under the snow scraped my a**!
2006-09-08 18:22:01 · answer #4 · answered by Shell H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup but my friend landed in my p see we went together like we always do and we were drunk with people we did not know well so we scotched together and oops down she went and you know you cant stop mid stream especially if your laughing poor girl i got her another beer and she was fine.. oh it make me giggle to think of the good old days. (like 7 years ago).
2006-09-08 18:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No didn't fall.. but when camping at night.. my dad told me to go over there it will be OK.. and he just happened to turn the car lights on to make sure everyone had a view. Thanks Dad..
2006-09-08 18:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by DearAbby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like bubblegum
2006-09-08 18:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't lie to all these people - I was whipping you with my whip and got too feisty! That's how your bum got all messed up!
2006-09-08 18:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i peed on someones lawn once. didn't fall tho.
2006-09-08 18:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by bjsmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no. That would be too embarrassing.
2006-09-08 18:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋