...for slaughtering his family and making them into burgers?
2006-09-08 10:31:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Funny you should ask this, i always wonder if he was a cat/dog or other animal too, and was asked to judge people, especially all the animal-haters of the world. Wouldn't they be in for a surprise!!!
2006-09-08 12:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Its not me Its u 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A swift analysis of your ideas leads me to believe that you are a man in fear of being controlled or spied on by a woman. Perhaps your mother?
Is she a large but loving lady with soft brown eyes?
2006-09-08 17:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by pol 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Move to India and convert to Hinduism, cows are sacred.
2006-09-08 17:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but God is not a Giant invisible cow. He is up in heaven and he is sittin right next to Jesus Christ. We should know that his presents is around us and we should just believe that he is here with us.
2006-09-08 17:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Then I'm udderly screwed, for I do love my burgers and steaks. (Does that mean we can consider a trip to Wendy's or Longhorn "taking communion"?)
2006-09-08 17:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoops, I was just going to the grocery store to get steak to make for dinner...Perhaps tofu, Lord?
2006-09-08 17:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Denise W 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God is the triune God three in one. God is also perfect and holy.
2006-09-08 22:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jake 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then you should be happy for mad cow disease.
2006-09-08 20:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No more drugs for that man.
2006-09-08 17:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by steve 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what if you are a brainless dude that is not capable of thinking?
2006-09-08 17:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by alandicho 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋