Any tips for mounting a trophy wife?

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SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!

Pay attention to the Q. This isn't about bagging - it's about MOUNTING.

Answer 1

are you asking your wife how you would mount a trophy. well if I was your wife I would answer..... with a hammer dear solly.....dear solly.... dear solly...../with a hammer dear solly .....dear solly...my dear.!

Answer 2

I get it ... and think I know the answer to your question, if you really want a serious answer (though I doubt it). I think you would need to treat her the same way as a non-trophy wife re: the mounting. Beautiful women are no different than anyone else - they want to appreciated for who they are and not treated like a fragile piece of porcleain that goes in the trophy case. The only difference is that every guy is hitting on them. So they develop defense mechanisms and (unfortunately) unrealistic beliefs about what men are really like. The mounting should be done as often as possible. I've seen some questions on this site from super models who complain that husband/bf never does that anymore, but prefers to play with himself, or cheats on them with unattractive women. Bottom line, be confident in yourself and love the trophy wife for her longer-lasting qualities.

Answer 3

While I do not approve of the concept in theory. In practice it seems to be a good arrangement for most involved. Typically these women are superficial and materialistic anyway, so they don't mind being used just for their physical attributes. As for the men, well - if they are looking for a superficial wife, they are also obviously shallow and therefore don't have a problem effectively _paying_ for their companionship. So, how do obtain a trophy wife? I think you need to focus on places where there are attractive young women who do not have any particularly good prospects. For example: Social sororities are a good place to meet girls who never actually expected to accomplish anything on their own. I don't know your personal situation, so it's hard to outline a plan for you specifically. I will say that, so long as you have resources (money) and the desire to obtain a "trophy" for a wife, the easiest way you can do this is by being pretty honest about your intentions up front. I wouldn't expect much in the way of fidelity though.

Hope that helps a little.

Answer 4

Whatever you do, be very careful about the wall hanging device. sharp pins can burst the silcon bags and that makes such a mess in the library. OR, you could spray glid the whole thing, mount it on a rotating granite base and have it revolve in the study...with pin spots and all.

Answer 5

I think you would need to consult a taxidermist, but the legality of doing so may be in question. Would look kind of funny in your library or trophy room though...depends how much fur they have compared to the other animals. Try trophy wives from Vermont, Maine or New Hampshire...I am sure their inability to shave appropriately will provide you with a more naturalistic trophy! Also, try to keep the weapon impact to a minimal, need to keep them presentable.

...."serious replies only"....my A**!!! this is Yahoo! and it's free....what do you think will happen?

Answer 6

What is your definision of a trophy wife? I believe I'm 1! Will you make a trophy husband?

Answer 7

Tell me please! are you saying you want to mount someone else's trophy wife as you don't have one of your own? or that you already have one that you wish to murder and mount her head as a trophy.... :) sorry it's saturday nite and i'm bored...

Answer 8

The same way you would do a trophy husband.

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Answer 9

YA! WHATS A TROPHY WIFE? DO YOU MEAN ONE THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD WALKING DOWN THE STREET. IF SO THEY SELL BARBIES AT THE TOY STORE.

Answer 10

Flash a lot of Cash

Answer 11

Bend her over the bed and mount her... How else would you do it?