He squeezed off a fart, and said "excuse me - was that you?"
I just busted out laughing.
2006-09-08 10:07:23
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answered by somber_pieces 6
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At my age hardly anything embarrasses me in front of anyone. However back when I was in college I was sitting in the student union with a couple guys and girls. This group include a girl that I, as they used to say, had a hankering for. In the course of an amusing discussion I took a large drink of what they called a 'green river' so you can imagine what color it was. As soon as I did that but before I had a chance to swallow, something very funny was said and my face, out the nose, etc., exploded. I don't think I could ever look at her again. Took the rest of the semester to get over the teasing.
2006-09-08 10:10:43
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answered by Grody Jicama 3
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While still a teen, I once sprung an erection in front of my dad's girlfriend, who had come in wearing a very revealing bikini. She smiled, and I found some immediate reason to leave.
ALSO....
While dining out with a girl at a Mexican place, I bit through the plastic fork, causing me to have to reach in and pull out the broken tines. She was turning red from laughing so hard.
2006-09-08 10:06:12
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answered by Anonymous
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I was at a party, i was only 19 at the time..... (34 now)
I was trying to rap with this hottie and while she was talking,
i took a sip of my drink.
My throat did a quick, like, cough/burp/reflex thing and i tried keeping my mouth closed but the sip came up and spewed out from between my lips and i wound up spitting my sip all over the girl's face!
A rum and coke can be sticky when its spit out like that......
2006-09-08 10:07:22
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answered by JusticeManEsq 5
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Haha, i tripped down stairs too, in front of the guy i hate the main at my college, he did no longer even attempt to help! The worst bit became i had massive cuts on my knees and that i could no longer walk ideal for days. yet another one became in 05. at school we've been doing AFL(im Australian) and that i kicked a ball then went over to %. it up, yet while i attempted to %. it up i tripped over the ball. Dont comprehend how, yet i did! besides, all and sundry became guffawing, inclusive of me. i became guffawing lots i could no longer often get off the floor. It became humorous.
2016-09-30 11:48:36
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answered by ? 4
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When my step brother pants me in front of a girl that was popular in school. It was embarrassing because not even a leaf blowing in the wind could cover what I was showing.
2006-09-08 10:07:27
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answered by Anonymous
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I had an erection while standing up in front of the hottest girl in school. She still went out with me though. YAY ME!!!
2006-09-08 10:05:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Passed out & threw up on myself - for some reason she left at that point. Gotta love those Frat parties...
2006-09-08 10:07:55
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answered by DrJunk 3
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on our first date (me and my hubby) he stepped on the bottom of his very baggy pants and fell half way down a flight of stairs, with his pants at his ankles. oh, that was a memory :). it was scary at first, watching him fall backwards down stairs, but now that i think about it, its very comical.
2006-09-08 10:06:03
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answered by Anonymous
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well i droped something and i bent over 2 pic it up and when i bent down came out a huge fart!! i was really embarest
2006-09-08 10:08:19
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answered by Anonymous
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