If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
-Tyler Durden
2006-09-08 09:52:02 · 25 answers · asked by Eclipse 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Mr. Durden,
You are a figment of Edward Norton's imagination. Tell him to take a damn nap and get back to me when he's stopped hallucinating.
Sara
2006-09-08 10:04:08 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.. You are right in many ways. But you know, today life is so competative, I personally look for a little "empty time" sometimes. I enjoy reading other people's comments on many things I dont even wonder. I have to finish a manual and I felt a little guilty after reading your comments but I have to tell you something; Life is not only stocking and wasting energy. It is not a race. I suggest you continue reading these and look for a meaning yourself. Also it is nice of you to care about people and take all that time to write this warning.
2006-09-08 10:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by The Turk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 04:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by karsten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I am getting off the computer right now and going to make a piont in the woplrd! Good Message
2006-09-08 10:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by jessica 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long live Tyler Durden!
2006-09-08 10:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by PaganPoetess 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like that. The style reminds me of Jonathan Swift in a way I don't quite understand, but in a nice way nevertheless.
2006-09-08 10:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by millancad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My computer has been infected with a nasty virus. I keep getting hijacked and taken to yahoo answers. How can I delete the file?
2006-09-10 15:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I stopped reading at the beginning.
2006-09-08 10:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by KCD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Somebody's a fan of Fight Club. One of my favorite movies.
2006-09-08 09:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think that you need to stop watching movies and get some fresh air!
2006-09-08 10:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋