2006-09-08 09:36:46 · 14 answers · asked by Mike Jones :) 2 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Take the test. You'll probably fail, though. There is no quick cleanse method for this.
You're going to have to decide which is more important to you. Getting a job, and therefore means to feed yourself and clothe yourself and keep a roof over your head, or shooting up and losing all of the above.
It is time to assess your priorities and maybe seek treatment for drug addiction.
Losing this job, or job opportunity is only the first in a long line of losses you're going to suffer as long as you are using.
(NOTE: If you drink 4 gallons of water in a short period it can kill you (causes a drastic electrolyte loss that seriously impairs nerve function... ignore the post that made that suggestion! It won't work!!!)
2006-09-08 11:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like you will be flunking that drug test. Hope this doesn't involve the legal system, or your might find yourself with new living arrangements....
2006-09-08 09:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by poppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call in sick with mad cow disease and leave the country for at least a month.
fake your own death.
shoot up again so you can OD and not have to worry about it ever again.
2006-09-11 09:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Bella 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open the classifieds section to "Help Wanted" and fervently hope they don't call your previous employers.
2006-09-08 09:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen i was like you a long tyme ago and it was not fun ok but i would say drink 4 gallons of water and thats all i have to say good luck god bless ill pray for you my dear
2006-09-08 09:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shoot yourself so that you cannot further contaminate the gene pool.
Look up "IDIOT" in dictionary and see if your picture is next to it.
2006-09-08 09:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by xeuvisoft 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good luck with that!
2006-09-08 09:41:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are gonna flunk it BIG time.
2006-09-08 13:54:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put someone else's pee in a cup and pour it in the cup when your in the bathroom...
2006-09-08 10:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by precious_child 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are sooooo busted.
2006-09-08 09:41:52 · answer #10 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋