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Well I was a boyscout, you were a boyscout too, right Tom?
No, but I've ate a few brownies.

2006-09-09 12:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Det. Sgt .Joe Fink: How's the wife, Frank?
Det. Frank Stoolie: Not bad, Joe.
Det. Sgt .Joe Fink: Glad to hear it. The kids?
Det. Frank Stoolie: Lost one yesterday.
Det. Sgt .Joe Fink: Lost one, huh? How'd that happen?
Det. Frank Stoolie: Playing with matches
Det. Sgt .Joe Fink: Well, those're the breaks
Det. Frank Stoolie: I guess so.

Little Shop of Horrors

2006-09-08 09:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by Joy M 7 · 0 0

The scene in Elf where Will Ferrel is walking across the road into his dad's building and he gets smoked by a cab. It's so random but so funny.

2006-09-08 09:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by impossible 4 · 0 0

“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!” Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

2006-09-08 09:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by Enduringwisdom 4 · 0 0

The response to your question is almost infinite. However:

Almost ANYTHING from Caddyshack, like "We've got a pool, a pond, a pool/pond. A pond would be good for you..."
"Lighten up, Francis" - Stripes
"Demented and sad, but social." - Breakfast Club
"Man, people don't be listenin' to me...I'm high" - Friday
"Do you like apples? Well I got her numbah; how do you like dem apples?" - Good Will Hunting
"Are you gonna k-k-k-kill me, K-K-K-Ken?" - A Fish Called Wanda
"I told them we already got one!" - Monty Python's the Holy Grail
"Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Airplane
...and on, and on, and on, and on, and on....

2006-09-08 10:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the movie "sliding door" w/ Gwenneth Paltrow.. Jean Triplehornes character is talking w/ Gwen's BF.. .. he says.. "you never said you wanted me to leave Helen for you!".. her reply is dead on!! "Jerry! I'm a woman! We don't SAY what we want.. but we do reserve the right to get pissed off when we don't get it! That's what makes us so intriguing.. and not a little bit scary!!! I lost it.. people in the theater thought my date was tickling me!!!

2006-09-08 09:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by chattykat 1 · 0 0

"Avoid The Green Ones, They Aren't Ripe Yet."

Kevin Kline in A FISH CALLED WANDA

2006-09-08 09:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Daydream Believer 7 · 0 0

She's the man- Is your sister hot?
No, but she has a great personality
Ew.

Mean Girls- I have a 5th sense
It's like I have ESPN or something

2006-09-08 09:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by Secondhand Rose 2 · 0 0

This one. And, it works so well with so many questions and answers on this forum, as well as a general rule in life.

"The Ability to speak does not make you Intelligent."

2006-09-08 09:41:00 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0 0

Cleavon Little from Blazing Saddles, Excuse me while I whip this out.

2006-09-08 09:37:14 · answer #10 · answered by Biker 6 · 0 0

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