What has been your most embarassing moment ever?

Answer 1

I had just got out of a very long relationship and decided to date a mild mannered traditional dorky guy. He was a lap dog, but he was caring and made sure I didn't drive home drunk at the end of the night leaving the traditional club we hung out at. He often spent the night, but I had no sexual interest in him. He didn't seem to press the issue. One morning we were having breakfast and he looked at me and said, "you know what I want to do?" I was like, "What?" And he said, "I want to take you into the bedroom and make love to you" I about fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe he just threw that out there!!! I tried to be as diplomatic as possible and said something to the effect of "Tony, I'm sorry, but I just don't have feelings for you in that way." He got this really weird look on his face, and with shrewd bitterness that I had never seen in him ever before he says to me, "So what are you saying, last night meant nothing to you???" I thought I was going to die!! Truly the most embarrassing moment in my life.

Answer 2

I have so many. One I remember is when I was still living with my parents. I was about 19 and i came home and my parents had friends visiting for dinner. I came home from work and their friends were there with their 23 yr old son. Both sets of parents kept droping hints LOUDLY that we would make a good couple he was so embarrassed and so was I. At work the next day his best friend who worked with me proceeded to tell everyone that I was so desperate for a man my parents had to trap them for me. What made it even worse was my fiance had come into my job to pick me up for lunch at the same time big mouth was speaking. It took a lot of explaining before we could laugh about it.

Answer 3

In the middle of an English test (complete silence in the room), I stifled a sneeze but instead blew a HUGE fart.

The teacher saved me a little by cutting off the laughter and getting us focused back on the test.

Answer 4

I was emailing back and forth to my boyfriend while I was at work and he asked me if i had masturbated the night before and I responded. then he sent me a joke and I forwareded the joke on to people at work and my former boss sent me an email and told me to scroll down on my joke. My boyfriend had stuck the joke on our converstaion instead of starting a new email and I had sent it to my old boss, other peole I worked with, and even my mom!

Answer 5

beginning a 4 band rock gig in front of 600 human beings and searching that i did no longer plug my bass guitar into the di field that takes the sound to the PA (ouch it is seen and not heard, beam me up)

Answer 6

As I posted the other day.....one time at a party, I ended up sucking off the wrong guy....lol....it's a long story, but he ended up loving it and became my bisexual lover for 3 years.....it was awesome.....

Answer 7

I pooped my pants at a party when I was 17. I'd say that was pretty embarrassing.

Answer 8

I THINK WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS 9MTHS OLD AND WE WERE ON A PLANE GOING TO INDIANA AND RIGHT WHEN WE TOOK OFF SHE POOPED PEED THREW UP HAD SNOT COM OUT HER NOSE JUST CRYING HER LITTLE EYES OUT AND ALL I COULD DO IS HOLD HER UP AND CRY MYSELF THE LADY NEXT TO ME TRIED TO HELP BUT I WAS SO EMMBARASSED

Answer 9

I dislocated my shoulder while eating a girl out. LOL

Answer 10

when i was playing basketball. some one pull my shorts down