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I'm a rich old lady. But I'm too smart for someone like you.

2006-09-08 09:02:26 · answer #1 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0 0

They got to be rich old ladies by being smarter than some stupid young idiot who is too lazy to go out and make his own fortune.

2006-09-08 09:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by sloop_sailor 5 · 0 0

Go to clubs! there are many rich old ladies looking for a boy toy.

2006-09-08 09:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by coconut 5 · 0 0

Think about what you asked. Are you serious? Why would you want to mislead an old woman for her fortune? You wouldn't even be able to enjoy the money.

2006-09-08 09:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by menyauna s 2 · 0 0

Well if your looking for the real good kind that are almost dead you will have to go visit your local hospitals. I am sure once you find your girl and she takes a look at you that will be all she wrote my friend.

2006-09-08 09:23:50 · answer #5 · answered by Jewells 5 · 0 0

You would be far better off looking for someone who is sinfully ugly or just wickedly obese. There are tons more wealthy to choose from in these catagories and you don't have to wait for them to die. They are just happy to be with someone period. Loyal as a puppy dog! My cousin married a gal that is a combo (ugly and obese), but she is loaded!!!! He calls her "rapeproof!" And shes a great cook to boot!

2006-09-08 09:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ugh, is it worth all the suffering that you will have to go through? Imagine her having to put on her adult Pampers every night before going to sleep, and smelling her yucky food next to yours (blended tofu, fish and rice)? Are you sure???? Would you actually kiss her lips??? It's like making love to an antique!

2006-09-08 09:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Hanna 6 · 0 0

Right here , honey . But now , I've got your number !!!!
This old lady is pretty foxy and fast on her feet , besides you might be to old for me . I'm looking for a , Boy Toy .

2006-09-08 09:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

According to how old you are and where your looking, but you want get her fortune because her kids has that sewed up. GOOD LUCK

2006-09-08 09:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is really mean. But if you want my advice I would try chat rooms. Every rich person has a computer!

2006-09-08 09:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by actresst22 5 · 0 0

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