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sven is speaking to his football team on the pitch
there is a piece of poo on the pitch swen notices and says"who S+H+I+T on the pitch
peter crouch steps up and says i am sir

2006-09-08 08:32:00 · 22 answers · asked by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 in News & Events Media & Journalism

no actally hes **** its only a joke and the first person to answer SHUT UP!

2006-09-08 08:37:38 · update #1

yes i know sven isnt there anymore its a old joke and yes i did put listen instead of read to to save you embarresment
you see i'm dyslexic ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................++++++

2006-09-08 08:55:44 · update #2

22 answers

lol i liked it evan if no one else did

2006-09-08 08:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It isn't the slightest bit funny. Don't you know that Sven has quit the England managers job, and Peter Crouch happens to be a very good and consistent player. Where do you people get your information from. You have just made yourself look a real idiot.

2006-09-08 15:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The only reason why I am answering is cos Ive just joined this site and apparently you need to answer questions to get points to move up a level. I have no idea why I want to move up a level though - cos all I am acheiving is wasting my time... god I am bored!
Oh yeah - the joke was very old and crap.

2006-09-09 06:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 0 0

I agree with the first person, where (or what) is the punch line? I also agree with the others that say they can't hear anything and I had my volume turned up all the way.

How does being dyslexic make you confuse "listen" and "read"? And "embarrassment" and "actually" are misspelled, too. Punctuation helps. I know I'm nitpicking, but once I get started, it's hard to stop.

2006-09-08 15:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by rules27 6 · 0 2

I have watched Crouch play, and still to this very day i am wondering how he has managed to get into the England team? Well atleast he is trying...

2006-09-08 16:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by Farhan 3 · 0 0

i have a feeling u made this joke up yourself or maybe told it wrong i wouldnt say hes sjit either svens the ****.

2006-09-08 15:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by goonerno14 2 · 0 0

thats rubbish sven isnt the manager anymore dur and peter crouch is ace

2006-09-08 15:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 2 · 2 0

10 out of 10 for effort but your in a time warp.All the best as a future comedy talent.Did you go to the Edinburgh comedy festival.Dont give up I can see talent blossoming.xxx

2006-09-08 15:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by pisspot 1 · 1 0

we can't listen to it ,read it yes ,but where's the joke ?

2006-09-08 15:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION 5 · 0 0

How can I LISTEN to the joke.

2006-09-08 15:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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