Is it a sock conspiracy to buy more socks? Are Socks owned by the government? Are we forced to buy more socks to support the war in Iraq? My Socks are going somewhere? Where do they go?
2006-09-08 08:11:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
In every pair of socks, one is dissolvable, so when you wash a pair you only get one back. This way, you have to go buy more socks. Also, there's a teeny tiny pill in each sock that turn into sock trolls when heated. The sock trolls carry your sock mates back to their village to keep warm. It's all a conspiracy developed by Wal Mart to keep their customers broke.
2006-09-08 08:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They hide and come out in later washes. Keep a bag by the dryer and see for yourself! I sat up the other night matching socks that I haven't seen in a long time.
2006-09-08 08:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actual have discovered that putting laundry interior the impede, having it come into touch with different grimy outfits, motives it to multiply exponentially (style of like rabbits...) of path there is an exception to each rule, and subsequently the exception is socks. They, relatively of multiplying, continuously divide, with one member of each pair in no thank you to be considered lower back. Now all of us understand the place our lacking socks are - your attic. Beats having bats interior the attic, i assume... P.S. - I actual have discovered, notwithstanding, that when I provide up and throw my staggering socks away, the different contributors of each pair mysteriously re-seem basically because of the fact the trash truck turns the corner.
2016-12-18 07:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the same problem. Bought a new pairs and socks go missing
2006-09-08 08:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by TheOnlyOne_05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you don't know how to do laundry, my socks always come out I put then in a net bag , so I get all my socks, with all your single socks you can do a sock puppet show like lamb chop
I will but 2 tickets for me and my friend timetraveller...
2006-09-08 15:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by E.M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. They go into the tumbler of the dryer. (The big round cylinder.) If you dissasembled the dryer and took the metal casing off, you'd find your socks.
2006-09-08 08:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by stimply 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they go to hangar 5, otherwise known as the secret bureau for missing socks. and yes, this is a ploy by the gov't to finance dubya's little war w/ iraq.
2006-09-08 08:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's because you wash them. If you don't wash them, they won't disappear. So you can take the approach of never washing them. Just throw away the smelly ones and buy new ones when they start to smell, otherwise the terrorists win.
2006-09-08 08:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by playswithstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sock fairy takes them
2006-09-08 08:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the rim of your washer. Just put them in a zippered net bag.
2006-09-08 08:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by Evie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋