The boy friend is in a non moving frame fo reference(time is supposed to dilate when you move at rlativitic speed?) how does his wating time appear=normal or dilated?
2006-09-08 08:07:42 · 5 answers · asked by goring 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Physics
The is a clearly where Eintstein's theory breaks down. While the boyfriend is in a non-moving reference frame, his time is still HEAVILY dilated. This is due to the high boredom coefficient in the space-time surrounding the boyfriend. This depresses the time dimension, while leaving the spacial dimensions unchanged.
The boredom coefficient is a combination of a couple factors: B = 2*Pi*L*M/(A*H)
where
L=length of time you've been dating her
M=the total ammount of makeup and clothes she owns
H=how hot the girl is
A=amount of alcohol you have consumed
Note that drinking a beer is the same as her being hotter, which makes time pass quicker. Wierd....
2006-09-08 08:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by bordag 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
though the boy friend is non-moving, the woman will be moving at lightening speed from clothes to makeup to changing her mind which will dilate the time for the boy friend.
2006-09-08 15:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by abhyudaya.chodisetti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you engage in surprise butt sex everytime she is slow in getting ready, then I imagine she would have a reason to move a little faster. :)
2006-09-08 15:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Firefly 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL that theory also applies to gay men getting ready!
2006-09-08 15:17:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one... yeah, it does dilate. holy **** does it ever.
2006-09-08 15:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by flammable 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋