They are intelligent enough not to stay - haven't you seen the advert for Wrigley's Airwaves chewing gum?
2006-09-08 08:04:21
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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They're not. If they wanted to 'take us out' or 'control us' etc. then why would they disguise themselves as humans? Couldn't I (if I were an alien) accomplish any of my goals without ever interacting with humans. I mean, if I had the choice I would become a potted plant or a picture on the wall. Something innocuous and just wait 'til the coast is clear to do what I gotta do. Like really, you humans are by far the most difficult race I've had to deal with since the Ursa Major mission. You're so moody and difficult nothing at all like the Salerians on Derpotera IV. Why, even the giant plahkdereff of Caswentia has more intelligence in it's fourteenth toe than you silly humans! When I told my sub-master-general about the lack of intelligent life here on earth he said, ................. oh........wait........never mind!!!!!!!!
2006-09-08 15:04:59
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answered by Coo coo achoo 6
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If they were aliens it would be a question of evolution breeding with technological advancement. We have never been light years away and if they had only to see us and the mistakes we've made maybe they drop subtle hints. That get scooped up by governments for their own personal projects like why do they gaurd area 51 like a golden monkey. Or they don't exist and our mind that is constantly expanding and wants to know whats out there beyond. If one system in space has life and you divide that one by however many zillons are actually in this universal realm maybe we are missing something.
2006-09-08 15:01:15
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answered by Thin King 3
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Because they aren't aliens at all, they are demons sent here to confuse the issue.
I have seen many UFOs in my day, so I know it is really going on.. But where is the concrete evidence of them visiting? (film/photos)
Are they being censored?
Maybe that argument could have worked in the past, but with the Internet today. Come on, How could they censor the whole thing?
Theres no way. (its nonsense) If I had a camera when I saw my UFO I would have had better footage then anything I've seen on TV or the Internet. Now I'm just one person, multiply that by all the people in the world who have reported seeing them in the past hundred years. And we are expected to believe all we have to show for them is a bunch of fuzzy photos/pictures. It's crap. I say its impossible.
There not real in that sense they are what is called a "Red Herring" in logic circles. Dont be deceived, use common sense.
Find Jesus.
2006-09-08 15:10:14
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answered by erickallen101 2
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What an intelligent question. They come here because they can.
Will that work for you?
2006-09-08 14:56:56
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answered by Michael R 4
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We are here because our home world is suffering from famine and we need your delicious "Hostess" products to survive.
Once we have the secret formulae for the "Twinkies", Ding-Dongs and "Ho-Ho's" snack cakes, we will leave your world never to return.
And we are clever contrary to your statement. We have successfully integrated the creamy filling into your vaunted golden sponge cake!
2006-09-08 15:05:46
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answered by Bran McMuffin 5
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if they exist, they must be very intelligent to cross space and visit earth, if so they are very advanced, compared to us, since we have no idea how to cross space. being much more intelligent than us, we certainly can not understand why they do it.
So either they don't exist or avoid us because we are so primitive.
2006-09-08 15:03:05
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answered by Anonymous
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They only come to see the funny human animals in the wild.
2006-09-08 14:57:37
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answered by honey lugs 3
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They have not visited Earth. So they are intelligent.
2006-09-08 15:02:20
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answered by keefer 4
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They call to F*** with rednecks and social misfits - then record our TV Shows and have a good F***ing laugh when they get home...
Unless you mean Mexicans...
2006-09-08 15:04:32
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answered by Anonymous
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