Leaping out of a plane for my skydiving birthday present last Thursday, I glided for a couple of miles, using the principle of lift but suddenly was caught by a thermal which took me into the stratosphere where the solar winds whisked me twice round the Earth. Noticing I was back in the UK, I managed to spill some air from my chute and, guided by bald eagles, went into a giant curved descent, miraculously landing in a field only a mile from the airfield. By this time it was Sunday and everyone was in church so nobody saw me. What happened next can only be revealed to the media for cash.
2006-09-08 07:39:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
This was after I survived my 56 hour sea exploit, naturally.
2006-09-08 08:05:51 · update #1
????? gosh u are weird.
2006-09-08 07:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by Phuong J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Thank god for the bald eagles, huh?
And if I were you, I'd join everyone in church this Sunday. There's a whisper that a fleet of alien space crafts are already on their way, due to land about that very time.
Take care, dude! ;o)
2006-09-08 10:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by becci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, you forgot to tell them all about stopping off with my Angel Sister and me for a cuppa & special cakes in my Flying Teapot.
No more space cookies for you, unless you bring wine next time!
B_B_de_G says Hi!
2006-09-09 00:02:09 · answer #3 · answered by fruitbat7711 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, were you drifting in and out of consciousness, not knowing which way the wind was taking you ?
I wonder if you inadvertantly went into a storage warehouse in dorset and checked your parachuting gear in some time during this adventure...
2006-09-08 07:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by neogriff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then you woke up with your face in a bowl of cornflakes.
2006-09-08 08:00:48 · answer #5 · answered by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or Drugs.
Muppet.
2006-09-08 07:45:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm so you got acid for your birthday or was it mushrooms
2006-09-09 08:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by mini prophet of fubar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And - whats the question?
2006-09-08 07:48:13 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have some of whatever you are on?
2006-09-08 08:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋