2006-09-08 07:18:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
This was the worst!!! Firstly, to give you an idea of just how bad, keep in mind that I am overweight...Ok, so I was at the Ottawa Ex (a giant carnival), and I decided to go into one of those walk through haunted houses. It was ok til I got to the end, and then there was one of those 'rolling barrell' deals, where you have to try and run through with the whole thing rotating....I stood there and contemplated it until a rather rude carnie told me to 'get my *** in gear'...I started to walk through, and got dizzy, so instead of moving faster, I stopped walking completely....Bad mistake! I fell over in a most undignified way, accompanied by a MASSIVE crash! Of course, everyone looked, including the local news team, who was doing a story on the Ex...I tried to get up, but kept falling over, so was forced to just roll around helplessly until the same rude carny took pity on me and stopped the thing from moving so I could crawl out....I lost a Whole lot of self respect that night.
2006-09-08 07:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by krissy_butterworth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee I've had so many! It might have been in eighth grade when I was thankfully only in the presence of one guy and one other girl when standing in the classroom during recess the elastic on my under ware sproyinged and fell to my feet! Oh God! I quick crunched down and got them off my feet as quickly as I could hoping they didn't see and stuffed them in my desk. Then what do you do with no panties and there they are in your desk! I was humiliated! Funny now though. That's what's so good about embarrassing things with time even you can laugh about it and tell others! have a good day and keep the elastic on your undies well connected!
2006-09-08 07:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Judy C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 30 years ago when my son was aged 3, my then husband and I were at an indoor market choosing Xmas presents for my son. Underneath a stall I spotted a gorgeous rocking horse complete with saddle and stirrups ect. So I said "hey Stu', look here at this horse, that would make a nice present". There was no reply. So I said it again, louder. Again no reply. At this point I got annoyed at being ignored so I pinched his thigh really hard and said "Oy, don't you bloddy ignore me, look down here", and as I stood up to tell my hubby off, I noticed that a young man (not my hubby) wearing the same trousers, was looking at me as though I was a crazy woman. Utter terror was on his face. I blushed like mad, mumbled an apology and shot off down the aisle to find hubby about 20 yards away buying some comics for our son.
I wonder if he remembers a mad woman at Harrogate indoor market, some 30 years ago who pinched his thigh.
If you are reading this, I apologise abjectly . I'm not really potty you know :0)
2006-09-09 00:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by fenlandfowl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On holiday in the USA when i was seven, with Mum and Dad and Brother on a minibus backseat with a full compliment of other holiday makers. I opened a can of Grape Soda, dropped it. The contents ran down to the front of the bus like a river.....running into everyones open bags and possesions! English family on a greyhound bus...we legged it!
2006-09-08 07:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i in 10th grade i was sitting there at at lunch talking to my friends when i fell off the bench. the first thing to hit the ground was my head, which caused me to black out. when i woke back up everyone was standing over and a teacher refused to let me get up (i felt fine though). they said i had to go to the hospital. so, i had to stay there until the ambulance came. during the wait, the bell rang and another lunch group came in to see me being carted off in a stretcher. all i had was a minor cuncussion but from the fall. i spent the next couple days explaining to people that i fell and did not have a seizure or a drug overdose (that was the rumor that was made up).
2006-09-08 07:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
being caught having sex on the little snooker table we had in our garage when i was 16.by my grandmother who lived next door wondered why the light was on and shouted"what are u doing in there"
2006-09-08 07:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this under trivia? I guess I missed a math question once on trivia.
2006-09-08 07:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by socalicd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Farted at a job interview , For GEC ....£35,000 pa..!!! ( i just pissed myself laughing , and walked out )..... No i didn't get the job.. :)..
This was over 10 years ago so £35,000 was very good money.
2006-09-08 07:27:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋