I woke up this morning with a bohner in my pants… my bohner, not someone else’s. I know because I checked three times. This wasn’t a surprise since I wake up most mornings with a hard on, but on this occasion I was unable to beat it away. You see, I was running late for work and there was no time. Usually I am quite pleased to find a bohner in my pants because I love masturbation. Its one of my many hobbies… along with picking my nose, making booger sculptures, playing X-Box, and cooking.
Anyways, back to my bohner. I was a little upset to see it because I felt remorseful that I wasn’t going to have time to deal with it. I felt bad… like I was neglecting one of my children. What to do. Well, like any good problem solver I decided to bring it to work with me. I think my co-workers were a little turned off by it… but fcuk them. I hate them anyways. Right now I’m having lunch with it. I ordered my usual, cheese pizza from Sabaros.
2006-09-08 06:58:11 · 6 answers · asked by B3@ch B@LL 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
why is this in women's health????
2006-09-08 07:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by oana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are quite 'distinguished'. Learn to get yourself off in the car.
2006-09-08 14:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by lunifritz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a life and do some volunteer work, you're just too preoccupied with your dick.
2006-09-08 14:00:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mightymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Sbarro's
2006-09-08 14:01:39 · answer #4 · answered by tman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your distinguishing as crap. How can you get a date.
2006-09-08 14:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have urself a ball w/ it.
2006-09-08 14:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋