whrn I was at school i had a friend called matt and his dad had stacks of porno mags in his shed and we used to sit in the shed and read them. One time when we were down there I opened one and there were pics of matts mum in the readers wives section. I tried to hide that mag from matt but he saw it we sat there for a good 20 mins silent before I had to go home for my dinner. Didn't see him for about 5 weeks after that
2006-09-08 05:48:28 · 28 answers · asked by razzledazzle 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
don't ever mention this incident to anyone again as a respect for ur friend. promise this to him if you have a good chance.
2006-09-08 05:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by phy19050 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine went on holiday very soon after having had bowel surgery. She was swimming in a small bay when she suddenly needed the loo. There were no loo's nearby and she was desperate so she decided to poo in the sea, thinking that the poo would sink anyway and nobody would be any the wiser. She did the deed but unfortunately the poo didn't sink and she was quickly surrounded by diarrhoea. As if this wasn't bad enough, she looked around to see a group of about 8 or 9 people swimming towards her in order to get to the step ladder in order to get out of the water. She quickly clambered out of the water but only just before all these people caught up and had to swim through all this poo floating on top of the water. They were shouting and yelling and must have known that she did it but thankfully, they were foreign so she couldn't understand what they were saying. It must have been awful for her, and them of course, but you have to see the funny side don't you?
2006-09-08 06:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moved into a new house 5 years ago, the chap from the Gas Board came round to chack the boiler. I asked him where he lived and he named an area about 5 miles away. We went to look at a house there I said, could have been nice but not had anything done to it, decor awful; ill-conceived extension on the back etc. Where was that said he, so I named the road.
What number, he said, oh about 27 I said. I think you'll find it was number 40, he said. It was my mothers house, she's dead.
He didn't say anything after that, neither did I!!!
2006-09-08 05:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by meynell35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a peach, poor matt must have been mortified.
I found my friends mum's Dildo, it was a huge pink thing abo0ut a foot long and it was wobbley, i couldnt stop laughing for hours my mate was scarlett when 2 of us were chasing each other down the stairs with it after we had been rumaging in the eaves in the attic. this thing was set to stun
2006-09-08 05:54:27 · answer #4 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you weren't half as embarrassed at your friend, Matt. Did he ever mention it again? Are you guys still in touch?
I have done some pretty embarrassing things, but things of a sexual nature are always so much more humiliating. So, no is my answer.
2006-09-08 06:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by Friz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nothing....
New Year's Eve when I as in high school. My parents always had a big New Year's party. There's people every where drinking and playing cards and you know just partying... The neighbor girl stops by to see me and her and I are in my bedroom. She's giving me a bj when in walks my dad!! She jumps up leaving me sitting there with my pants around my ankles... My dad, in his drunken walk, walks up to her, reaches out and pretends to wipe off some "left overs" and says.... "You missed a spot." He then walks out to everyone else and yells about how I'm in the bedroom getting a bj..... I never left my room the rest of the night.
2006-09-08 06:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by drifet_18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!...let me tell you, that is pretty embarassing but when i was 13 i was getting baptised in catholic church during easter mass. i was so nervous for having to get up in front of the hundreds of people that there was there. It was just time to bend our heads for silence and I farted so loud you could hear people laughing all the way in the back of the church. Then on top of that when my family and I got home from church my dad (who wasn't sitting by me at church) was asking if anyone heard that loud fart that someone made at church. I just couldn't bring myself to tell them it was me. Still so embarrassed about it, but hope that makes you feel better or gets you to laugh.
2006-09-08 05:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm thats really funny but i had a bad one. well our field trip and we went to a play well our class went to the balcony and when the play was over we had to do down lots of stairs well i thought i was cool running real fast down the steps and i tripped over my laces and rolled down tha stairs how many u ask??? mmm bout 30 steps and u know what my teacher said STOP!!! Yeah ok how wuld that happen then everyone laughed as i cried!!! my nickname was tummble weed till now!!!!
2006-09-08 05:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by Snow white 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the bad stuff to yourself. Poor matt
2006-09-12 12:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by cool runings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, that's bad.
how;d u deal with that???
tok so there was this once, i was playing with the guy next door, and we were playing on this tree, had lots of branches and stuff. anyway, he jumped and i wanteed to follow suit. i forgot that was wearing a skirt and my panties got caught on the branches and they partly ripped!! i was hanging there with my panties literally in a bunch for a solid 5 minutes before i could get down. the other guy was laughing his *** off.
2006-09-08 06:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by het.mari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋