There was this REALLY FAT chick dancing on stage, and all my friends were laughing. I felt really bad cuz nobody was giving her a dollar, so at almost the end of the song, I went up and gave her a dollar and said "Don't quit your day job, chunky monkey."
Big mistake.
Apparently her b/f was the bouncer.
I'm a girl and so were my friends, but we got TOSSED out on our drunk @$$es.
We're thinking about going back, should we?
2006-09-08 05:23:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should definately go back. If confronted, offer to show em how it should be done. Then take the cash that gets tossed your way and use it to justify your original remark!
2006-09-08 05:33:07 · answer #1 · answered by jvano35 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont know if I buy this at all. You say you were feeling bad for her..... yet you say you called her "chunky monkey" to her face???? That doesnt make a whole lot on sense. There has to be a lie in there someplace.
Well, im sure I wont get best answer for calling you out.
If somehow this is true (because people do say and do things that make no sense everyday), I say go back and talk some more ish, so they can whoop your ***. You deserve it.
2006-09-08 12:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Darkman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were that fat girl dancing up on the stage, I'd prefer not to get the tips than have some skinny, fart say something unnecessarily mean to me.
Sure, go back. And I hope that bouncer bi*** slaps you and your friends.
2006-09-08 12:29:44 · answer #3 · answered by stimply 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why would you go back? I know that isn't the only strip club around - at least if you're in San Antonio
2006-09-08 12:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably got the job because of the bouncer and no one had the heart (or balls) to tell them the job wasn't for her. At least you tipped her. Why go back?
2006-09-08 12:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What you did was more rude than what your friends did.
If this story is true- which I highly doubt then you are a major beotch for saying what you did.
2006-09-08 12:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by Alison 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. find another strip club
2006-09-08 12:42:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find another strip club with better looking girls!
2006-09-08 12:26:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You'll be cruisin for a bruisin if ya do, and deserve one to.
2006-09-08 12:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why not so she can come off stage with her big friends and beat you and your friends senseless
2006-09-08 12:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋