What was the country and western song by Jasper Carrott?

Question

No, it wasn't 'Funky Moped'.
It was a country and western song and he listed every misfortune usually found in c&w songs, in one song. It was in his stage act.

Answer 1

.......He has performed many songs on stage written by himself. But the only one that he has recorded that got chart success was: Funky Moped/Magic Roundabout. This was a top 5 hit here in the UK

Answer 2

Carrot suggested all C&W music is fundamentally about seven things: your beloved mother, drink, prison, marital breakdown, trucks, trains and farming. He then wrote an all-purpose Country song suitable for all occassions which went something like

When they took my momma off to prison,
Things down on the farm just haven t been the same;
And when they let my momma out the jailhouse -
She drove her goddam truck into a train!

That s probably not exactly it and leaves out marital breakdown and drink, unless momma was pissed as a rat when she trashed the truck, but broadly the sentiment of all C&W songs everywhere....

Answer 3

He did Funky Moped in 1975 - was that it?

Answer 4

.Was It You That Did The Pushing?

I think it was written by somebody else.

Answer 5

"All the Pretty Little Horses"