tell me the funniest joke you know :))
2006-09-08 04:54:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A rare blond Guy joke
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack", she cries.
The blond guy rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten pig" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
2006-09-08 04:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar, the roof blows off because one building can't contain the sheer awesomeness.
God, I love Chuck Norris Jokes!
2006-09-08 11:56:50 · answer #2 · answered by jagerchick80 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Prescott
2006-09-08 11:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Guy 1: If the world was going to end in five minutes, what would you do??
Guy 2: I'd shag the first thing that moves.....how about you?
Guy 1: I'd stay very still for five minutes!
2006-09-08 12:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't the Chicago Bears have a website?
Answer: They can't string three Ws in a row. Wins - get it?
2006-09-08 11:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I can't tell jokes. Am great with funny renditions of things that happen to me, but jokes---no. sigh.
2006-09-08 11:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Aunt Biwi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is not a joke just a tip of the day...
always keep several get well cards on your mantle....so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you have been sick and unable to clean.
2006-09-08 11:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by lilmisscca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.My 5 yr old told me that.
2006-09-08 11:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do u call a japanese baby born with a disability?
SUM TING WONG!!!
(come on!! u KNOW its funny!!! LOL )
2006-09-08 11:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man opened a shipping company and its slogan was
"If you don't get your package, we ain't shipped!!!!!"
2006-09-08 11:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by Etienne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋