2006-09-08 04:50:41 · 44 answers · asked by temmy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Watching brainless TV shows that the wife insist on watching.
2006-09-08 05:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by BORED AT WORK 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes
you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides
we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
(Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.)
2006-09-08 05:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by S JB 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If a man is mature, he enjoys marriage and enjoys growing old with his best friend, lover, and companion. This question is irritating because it assumes that men are not cut out for marriage. I can assure you, there are some men who love it. How sad all these answers are!!
2006-09-08 04:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were a man I'd think that my biggest irritation in a marriage would have been if I'd picked the wrong mate for life.
2006-09-08 05:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A recent survey says men think women talk too much and I agree, sometimes I have to tell the wife to shut it for a while if its nothing urgent or important.
2006-09-08 04:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by igɳo★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a recent survey in Khatkar Kalan and Cochabamba, roughly 80% of the respondents said, "bristly pubic hair."
2006-09-08 05:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being constantly reminded of every little thing you've ever gotten wrong since she first met you whenever you mess up ! How do women remember all this stuff ? God i can't remember what i did 16 days ago never mind 16+ years ago !
2006-09-08 04:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by The all seeing all knowing one 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suspect - the thrust is gone
Pester - gives no privacy
Nag - repeat things over and over again
Wanting to win - digging the past wrongs you did to make you feel bad
2006-09-08 05:01:56 · answer #8 · answered by yelin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bein married twice myself, the most irritating thing is when they try and change you....they married you for who you were, why would they think you'd be better as someone else?
Leave us alone women!!!
Oh yeah....and quit nagging
peace my friends!
2006-09-08 05:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by Chris M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nagging wife, the complete dearth of any sexual activity, the lack of money and freedom to go out, the fact that your neighbour's wife is a hot piece of a** and you can't go there ... the fact that there's an awful lot of hot, sexy ladies around and because you've got your ball and chain on (i.e. wedding ring) they know you can't do a thing about it ...
Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest! lol
2006-09-08 04:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋