Mormon missionaries are knocking on my door should I..?

Question

tell them that -I LIKE BEER

Answer 1

I'll be at your door....offer me the beer.

Answer 2

Open the door give them either a beer or a big bottle of booze and say you like company to drink with

Answer 3

Well, there are many things you can do... you can A) Talk to a "little dude" on your shoulder... B) Tell them you were expecting the anti christ, but if they would like they can come in and wait with you... C) Open the door with a fully loaded super soaker and fire... D) Tell them you have a full grown woman in your bed in a diaper, waiting for her spankie... E) Stick unmentionable body parts on the window at them, without answering the door... F) Look down at the floor, with the door open, and ask them if they felt the earthquake, excuse yourself to go make sure your valuables are safe... G) Run at them and in your best woman's voice scream, "LOOOOOK a MAAAAAAAN!" Chase them down the sidewalk screaming, "Come back handsomes." H) Belch and tell them the last little missionary who came to your door was delicious, but gone, and tell them they are JUST in time for dinner... I) Ask them 400 times who they are and what they want, all the while managing to drool all over the front of your shirt... J) Let them know that they are causing you to miss your favorite show, "Jason goes to Hell"...

Anyhow, you see, their visits can be fun, and it is all in how you handle it... Good luck, and with persistance you will never have to deal with them again... have fun with this, and enjoy!

Answer 4

To even open the door for them is too much encouragement. Sometimes even when you're rude to them they still come back. I made that mistake and to this day I still don't understand what the heck they were talking about. But if that's what they believe, then that's their business. I don't feel the need to be converted.

Answer 5

this is no joke
the last time i had Mormons at my door>
mormon: "Hello, Have you ever heard of the Church of Latter Day Saints."
me: "I don't believe in Mormons"
Mormon: " You mean you don't believe in our cause"
me: " ... No, I don't believe in Mormons... they're like leprechauns or werewolves. As a matter of fact I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. Are you trying to make me look crazy since you obviously can't be standing here because you don't exist"
Mormon: (looking at me somewhat shocked) " okay then, good day Ma'am"

Haven't had a Mormon visitor since. This happen approx. three years ago. They still pass my house.

Answer 6

You should do what I do.. Answer the door in a bath towel and make sure your roomie, of the same sex, is just coming out of their bathroom and as you open the door loudly say.. "Oh look babe we have visitors, I hope they dont mind we just got out of the shower." They never came back after that... Hmm wonder why? lol

Answer 7

No, be nice but tell them you have too many vices that their ministry/church would not approve of and you are not willing to give them up because you enjoy them and there is nothing in your life you would change and feel happy, lucky, thankful to God and grateful to be alive. So there is no need for them to convert or save such a happy person.

Answer 8

As one who is Mormon, and has been a missionary, you should fee them. Trust me, they are starving. Let them watch TV too. They will love you for it.

Answer 9

Screw being polite tell them not to come back without 3 cases of beer!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 10

Offer them a Jack Daniels on the rocks and a Blunt! (weed)

Answer 11

no ask them if they want a beer and then tell them to go by one