What else is there to do at Wal-Mart?

Question

Fun things to do at WalMart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and inspect your teeth.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Anyone know any others?

Answer 1

get really irate then stomp off when you walk up to the dressing rooms with a full basket of clothes and they tell you you can only try on three at a time

Ask if you can page Ima Loser on the P.A.

Pop pimples in front of the mirrors in housewares

Take a box of pads to a young teen aged male's line, and when he's ringing you up say "Oh, I meant to grab supers, would you mind running and getting them for me?"

Walk up to an associate with a broom and say "I was really looking for something in pink. Do you have any in the back?"

When standing in line, pick up your body wash and shampoo, and innocently ask if they have a restroom

Stand in front of the aquariums and talk baby talk to the fish

Ask an associate to get a bike down off the top rack. After he does, offer him your driver's license and tell him you're going to take it for a test drive

Answer 2

1. Go to the beer isle and drink for free. Walk around with a beer in one had and a pickle in the other. See if you get any looks.
2. Put $500 dollars worth of grocerices/items in your cart, goto the checkout and then when there are only one or two items left in it, walk away without saying a word.
3. Done this before. Get one of those electronic tags that set the alarm off. You can get them from some smaller stores that do not deactivate them when you buy something. Wait by the front doors and wait for someone to come out with a big cart full of stuff (filled to the brim) and walk in as they are walking out. Then keep doing it two or three other times real quick. This is FUNNY!

Answer 3

Collect the carts in the parking lot and put them in the designated space. (People will wonder why you're doing that and it's good exercise!)

Go to the toys section and press all the "Try Me!" buttons you can, one after another.

When a clerk who kept following you/hovering in your area finally comes up and asks if you need help finding anything, ask for an item/brand you know they don't sell. Make one up if you have to. It's fun. They stare at you like, What the? OR they take it seriously and try to look for it.

Speak in a British/foreign accent with a friend. They'll ask what part of England/foreign country you both are from and then b.s. your way through it. For some reason, people think it's okay to ask strangers where they're from.

I could think up more, but these aren't typical...and it's not like I've tried these or anything....

Answer 4

After all of that, I guess the only thing left to do is to pick up the lousy paycheck that they give you. I worked for Wal-Mart out in Texas. First I was in groceries, they moved me domestics and I winded up cussing a heffa out! Then I moved to electronics. That's when I found my nitch. I partied in electronics. The music was ON! Ask for a transfer to the electronics department. It's like having a party every day

Answer 5

Wear a suit with a name tag that looks like you are from the United Food and Commercial Workers union and just wander through the store.

Answer 6

get grocieries. Smack the kid in the cart that is screaming his head off. Go up to the mexicans and ask them kindly to speak english. I mean if I'm going to ease-drop. I need to understand what you are saying. If your a guy. Go to the ladies fitting room attendant and ask to try on this bra. Get into the electric carts and race down the isles. Just to name a few ideas. Not like I have been thinking on this at all. lol

Answer 7

Go and get HUGE undies from the plus size area and wear them. Put your arms through the leg holes and wear them around your back like a little vest...

Answer 8

LOL! thats way funny.
i think you got it covered.
but what i like to do at this time of year,
is to take the fake axes and spears in the costumes department and have a duel in the middle of the asle.
;)

Answer 9

I have more important things on my mind when I go to Wal Mart, like getting out of that horrible place as quickly as possible!

Answer 10

you forgot the most important thing witch is...slip in a wet floor and sue the H**** are of Wall-mart and take a vacation some were in Island.