My girlfriend is very happy girl.She catched a medium-size alive grasshoper in the field.That grasshoper was merely jumping around the field.We observed him.Immediately she told me:"look,what I will do" and she put the alive grasshoper into her mouth, closed her mouth very slowly and swallowed the grasshoper alive and unharmed.She put her hand on the buttom of her throat and it was gone . . . the alive grasshoper slided down her throat.She smiled and opened her mouth,it was empty,then she put her hand on her tummy and told me with a smile that alive grasshoper is here now.Then she told me not to worry because she would easily digest it but I feel very sorry for poor alive grasshoper she will die in a few minutes and should I ask her to vomit him?She told me that if I will ask she will vomit him but I don't know what to do. 2-3 minutes passed after it.How much time will he be alive? She kissed me and told that she will do whatever I wish, so please suggest something quickly please.
2006-09-08 03:50:02 · 17 answers · asked by nodarchkhaiani1985 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
The grasshopper more than likely died in her stomach acid.
2006-09-08 03:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by Joy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just let her eat some chocolate, then when it gets to the stomach, she will have an expensive delicacy, chocolate covered grasshopper. It will die in her stomach within hours.
2006-09-08 10:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ron 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grasshopper is dead and she is in no danger from it. Many cultures eat them. China, Thailand, and Japan. Africa and even here in America. Guess they taste good?
Here is a picture of a guy eating them in a restaurant:
http://iain.cx/photos/english.html?95+9
2006-09-08 11:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by Twisted Maggie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That grasshopper is not longer alive. It will be passed in time and should not cause any harm. You do have a strange girlfriend might I add.
2006-09-08 10:59:53 · answer #4 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the acid in the stomach took care of the grasshopper about a minute into that lil experiment...its safe its just protein
2006-09-08 10:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's one sick budgie you have got there for a girlfriend. lol Here ya go I have a joke for you and your girlfriend. Whats the last thing that went through the grasshoppers mind as it hit your windshield.......it's @rse. Here's hoping it wasnt still in your g/f guts at the time........eweeweewee lol
2006-09-08 10:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it's in her stomach, it's no longer alive. The stuff in there will take the paint off your car.
2006-09-08 10:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too late the stomach acids have helped the digesting! poor grasshopper......
2006-09-08 10:53:37 · answer #8 · answered by magdalina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him all the way thru on the log ride!
2006-09-08 10:52:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scary thought.
2006-09-08 10:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Tetsi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋