2006-09-08 03:46:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
After her last lapdance we went outside and talked and she really listened to my feelings.
2006-09-08 03:51:00 · update #1
Are you serious????
2006-09-08 03:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by YHop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course she listened. Were you waiving a 10 or 20 in her face, higher the bill higher the ability to act interested. Just think, if you had a 50, she would have probably worked up a few tears for all your sorrows. Get a grip.
Just let your wife read your question. When she realizes how stupid you truly are, she'll be more than happy to get a divorce. Better you pay her alimony than pay strippers for counseling.
2006-09-08 04:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by brenda c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have fallen in love with her, but I'am a 100% sure she didn't fall in love with you.
What most people don't know is that most stripper ain't thinking about sex while they're dancing.
I know because I use to be a Strip Club Dj, and dated many strippers. Usually the only guys Stripper go out with are those guys they meet outside the club business or the guys that work in the business.
Sorry to burst your bubble. this advise is cheaper then a Divorce and a Divorce Lawyer.
2006-09-08 03:54:03 · answer #3 · answered by captianpr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lothario, it is going to be very hard for you to tell your wife the news, probably just as hard as you telling the stripper that you love her and even harder for her to tell you that she loves you but I am sure that after a few $20 bills and some more lap dances the stripper will fall in love with you and you will live happily ever after, of course after paying alimony and possible child support you may not be able to support your new stripper wife and she will have to go back to work and have more men give her $20 or more for those great lap dances and of course they will also fall in love with her and maybe she then will tell you she wants a divorce and you will hook up with your first wife again, tell her you are sorry and what goes around comes around, good luck sucker.
2006-09-08 03:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by white61water 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the stripper alone, havent you ever heard the saying? you cant turn a hoe into a housewife. eventually you will get sick of her lifestyle because you will want her to be the prim and proper wife or girlfriend. and she will be accustomed to her lifestyle and the money and will not want to leave it alone. That what she is paid to do fulfill your fantasy!!!( of a woman that listens and is attentive, and can give a good lapdance) that's not always the real world
2006-09-08 04:01:56 · answer #5 · answered by missslovely 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really going to give up your marriage because you had one night with a stripper? i mean you don't even know if she even saw you like that. It'd be horrible if you got a divorce and she, the stripper, doesn't even feel that way about you. And what do you really know about her anyways, besides the fact that she's a stripper & has a great body. You have to weigh the pros and cons of both situations!
2006-09-08 03:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! You did not fall in love with the stripper - it is their job to make you feel like the best man in the world. How much money did you spend on her? Yeah... that's what I thought. There is no way in hell you should divorce your wife for a stripper - she probably has some hot-a*s b.f anyway, she doesn't want your old, fat married a*s.
2006-09-08 03:51:20 · answer #7 · answered by *♥T0mb0ygirlygurl♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude are you serious! A stripper!!! Come on now man what the hell are you even thinking - honestly! How can you fall in love with anyone the very first time you meet? What if she has these STD's or just problems in general! How do you know, you don't know her AT ALL! I think you really need to pull your head out of your brown hole!
2006-09-08 03:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the same wife you divorced for not bringing you your beer or are we on to number three already? I can't believe you'd find this many women to date you, let alone marry you. Do the wife a favor, unchain her from the basement and take the stripper. Something tells me her morals are on the same page as yours!
2006-09-08 03:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better think twice about it . really / after only seeing this stripper once you want a divorce. guess your marriage has meant nothing then.
hope you have no children as this will hurt and effect them more than you and your wife. you need to do some serious thinking about this mess.
2006-09-08 03:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by apostle1938 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Harlem Nights.
2006-09-08 03:48:10 · answer #11 · answered by cashmaker81 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋