2006-09-08 03:11:09 · 15 answers · asked by Perry N 4 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
It appears you have been sodomized until your anal sphincter is yawning open.
I'm sure there must be a large b u tt p lu g in your collection-simply stopper yourself with it and off you go!
2006-09-08 05:58:48 · answer #1 · answered by Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before lifting any heavy objects, go to the bathroom and fart voluntarily all you can, then proceed.
2006-09-08 10:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by hellbuey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart before lifting heavy objects
2006-09-08 10:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by cehilo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont lift heavy objects or take a dump before you do.
2006-09-08 10:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Karley W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lift with your legs, and lift lighter things. As for cod liver oil, you will do something else involuntarily.
2006-09-08 10:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by Angi S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these answers made me laugh...
go in the bathroom and fart voluntarily?
ha ha ha ha
cut down on the beans and cabbage
squeze ur cheeks and best of all
put a peice of bread in your ***. i think that will probably work best....
sorry for being insensitive but its no biggie just laugh about it, and pray it dont smell too bad!
or change the way you are lifting, use dif muscles???
2006-09-08 10:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by The Weed Fairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend's friend had this happen at work once...or twice...or 10 times.Its no big deal.The strain causes the muscles in your whole body to tighten up.
But if its really that embaressing for you, or you just want it to stop in general,try lifting with your knees,not your whole body.
Hope this helps!
2006-09-08 10:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Phish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't lift heavy objects
2006-09-08 10:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why fix something that isn't broken? Farting is an indication that your bowels are properly functioning.
2006-09-08 10:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perry, cutting back on the beans and cabbage might help.
2006-09-08 10:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Michael K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋