What fictitious language do you wish you could speak?

Question

try and surprise me, please.

Answer 1

well, i do speak rather well hillbilly

But i would like to speak Magrathean & visit the Planet Magrathea, the mysterious planet in The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy that builds luxury planets.

Answer 2

I wish I could speak Woman. That way, I could translate some of the things that they said to make sense. It doesn't really make a whole lot of sense in the language I speak, so maybe in some reality they are just using a different language.

Answer 3

Actually, several years ago, I created my own verbal language. It can't be written down as there are no comparisons in any other language. Nor can it be translated by anyone but me or a couple of my friends whom I taught to speak it.

What's the point you may ask?

Think about it. Here, you walk into a restaurant & the waiter makes jokes about you & your friends in their own language -which you don't understand.

Now I & my friends can do it back to them in a language that only we understand.

Call us weird, but we derive much pleasure from our language.

Answer 4

i wish men can speak the fictitious language

Answer 5

Klingon

Answer 6

Are there that many fictious languages? I want to be able to talk to Dwarfs, or maybe Elves, perhaps Ogres... But otherwise, I want to speak the real language of Swahili !

Answer 7

Spanglish

Answer 8

Spanglish

Answer 9

very good question.

maybe ewok or wookie (I'm partial to Star Wars)
or
The language spoken by the aliens on Stargate the movie. It flowed together so beautifully.

Answer 10

i would LOVE to speak ELVEN (the language the elves speak from the Lord Of The Rings)