Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever noti
2006-09-08 02:40:58 · 19 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
how did you know i was going to be singing lol
2006-09-08 02:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toasters have a setting that high, because everyone has to burn the toast at least once in their life, or they haven't really lived.
There's a light in the fridge but not in the freezer, because if you get up in the middle of the night, you're going to grab something from the fridge, because you want to go straight back to bed without defrosting anything.
People point to their wrist when they ask the time because they forgot to put their watch on. They're used to having their watch there, so first their eyes travel there to check the time, then their finger forgets they're not wearing a watch.
The doctor leaves the room when you get undressed to emphasize that they "look there" as part of their job, not for pleasure.
Goofy stands erect because he talks, and constitutes an actual "person"-type animal. Pluto is a pet, doesn't talk, and is completely an "animal"-type animal. Therefore, he walks on all fours.
Quizzes aren't really very quizzical. It's people that are quizzical. Tests can be very testing, though. (Sorry, but I decided not to "bite.")
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then baby oil is made for babies. (Once again, I decided not to "bite.")
Electricity doesn't "come from" electrons, it involves electrons. Morality involves all people, morons and otherwise.
The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune because both copped off of a tune written by Mozart.
Illiterate people get as much out of Alphabet soup as you would get out of a Greek Alphabet soup.
Did you ever noti got cut off right there. So sorry, but no, I never noticed.
Since I answered all of your stupid questions at least semi-seriously, and put a lot of time into it, do I get 10 points?
2006-09-08 15:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alot of English people eat blackened toast to relieve stomach ailments.
My freezer has a light.
I wear a watch so I don't have to ask.
ObGyns leave out of courtesy, they have to look up your youhoo, that's their job.
One is a pet and one is Donald's friend. And it is just a cartoon for children.
Because a lot of adolescents get testy when they haven't studied.
Baby oil is made from mineral oil.
Are you moral? I'd have to get your response first on that one.
If you think the songs are the same, you had a bad teacher.
I am not illiterate so I can't answer that one.
Last question incomplete.
2006-09-08 09:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If a convenience store is open for 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors?
If aliens are of a higher intelligence, why do they always abduct the dumbest people?
2006-09-09 00:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by debbiethornberry007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~ If a turtle looses its shell is it homeless?
~ Why do we say the motor in my car burned up but, but my house burned down?
~ Why do they announce power outages on TV?
~ Why do we look up when we are trying to think of something?
2006-09-08 09:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by GoneByDawn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Disneyland just a 'people trap' set by a large mouse?
2006-09-08 09:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thank you, you cheered up a boring day in the office
I assume I am not allowed to answer some of the above questions......
2006-09-08 09:48:37 · answer #7 · answered by Belizabeth 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm lets check the yellow pages.
2006-09-08 10:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We had all this c rap a day or two ago, so why do we have to have it all over again?
2006-09-08 09:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is too funny. Good points!
2006-09-08 09:43:47 · answer #10 · answered by noonee333 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋