The house gnomes said that they wouldn't allow the garden gnomes in the house anymore because they were violating the cream cheese rule. They told them that if they wanted access to the house again, they would have to bring the house gnomes some gravy... What do you think they are up to? House gnomes are so sneaky...
2006-09-08 02:30:32 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah, well how about the elves in my attic. They keep stealing my mashed potatoes and peas.
2006-09-08 02:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by dolphins_chic_69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cream cheese rule is very important to house gnomes....
(as mentioned previously it is part of the house gnome mating ritual).
I think the thing about bringing gravy is a ruse.....everybody knows that gnomes are no good at making gravy...it always goes lumpy for them.
2006-09-08 06:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by jonny_nowhere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I wouldn't let the garden gnomes in if they are spreading you with cream cheese...and usually anyone that comes to my house better bring me some gravy!!!
2006-09-08 02:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by chavito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The house gnomes...well, they're probably planning a siege of grapes and tomatoes...then again, I don't know too much about house gnomes, so I really can't be sure what they're up to.....
2006-09-08 02:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You only have gnomes; be glad you don't have trolls. Last week in the middle of the night we had a huge catastrophe involving trolls, and then the neighborhood dogs started barking, it was awful. I suspect one of the trolls is really a leprechaun.
2006-09-08 02:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and i thought i was the only one with gnome problems
2006-09-08 02:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT'S A FREAK'N CONSPIRACY!
I wish I could answer you... but after explaining the whole cream cheese fiasco to you MY GNOMES are missing. I'm afraid to talk now. I'm sure they're watching me... and boy are they Pssssd!
SAVE YOURSELF >> HERE THEY COm mndfjkavsdFJKngasjlgfsavbjfdskgvajsdfk; jhkfghfasdppgfa095423724n$%&%#$(*H feg8&%$(OiFUKN#^#!!
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2006-09-08 16:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the wrath of Lothar will smash all the rule breakers and teach them a lesson!
2006-09-08 02:32:48 · answer #8 · answered by jfahd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be a trick just to get some gravy.
2006-09-08 02:35:14 · answer #9 · answered by Tigress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gnome needs scratching...
Funny word...gnome....
2006-09-08 03:35:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋