We were arguing over dinner, what to have. She's a keen veggie, but i'm not. She had a cauliflower on the side, joking, i said here..Have your rotten veg, and threw it at her, expecting it to splat on her head. I didnt know it was frozen. What can i take to the hospital to cheer her up? (she also shattered her cheek bone on the worktop, as she collapsed). I feel really guilty. I was going to dump her anyway, would us not being for a week (the doctors said) would this be a good time to make the split?
2006-09-08 01:45:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
LMAO
2006-09-08 01:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by Angel D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends if you want her to hate you or not. If she can see the funny side of it, get a fesh cauliflower and put it in wrapping paper like they do with flowers and take that to her. If she is seriously annoyed at you buy her proper flowers, chocolates and a teddy bear. Don't split up with her just yet as she will really be feeling low and dumping someone while they're in hospital is just bad, unless of course you do really hate her then you're in the right place for it.
Dump her after she's slapped you round the face with a pork chop!
2006-09-08 02:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Lilac Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot make stuff like this up HAHA..... Take her some flowers or a basket of fruit (or veg lol) say you are sorry ... Then you have to make the split - its unfair to keep someone hanging on for nothing!
2006-09-08 02:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Juliet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO youthful guy. that concept is the two ungentlemanly and unlawful. in fact you need to deliver any and all "indecent" photos of her lower back to her, thereby proving you're a genuine guy. besides, as quickly as you probably did some thing that low-down, there is not any longer yet another woman on your radius that would ever have confidence you with an intimate 2d lower back (it would "get around", goofball. and additionally you, no longer her, may well be the single to end-up finding undesirable). playstation : The "terrific revenge" resides nicely. be happy, get a warm new element or 2 (I continuously propose a pair and a spare) and permit her go through understanding you're no longer. PSS: in case you won't be able to convey your self to deliver the %. to her, deliver them to me. That way you isn't tempted to do something stupid with them. And who's conscious? i will even "by twist of fate" submit them on the information superhighway. ;-)
2016-12-15 04:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arguing over cauliflower. Yes, this would be a really good time for her to dump you!
2006-09-08 01:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well don't take any meat but you could take some flowers and chocolates grapes are always a good one with the biggest card that says sorry on it then thats a start but if you don't want her then just forget about it and go out to find a new one that eats meat
2006-09-08 01:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO! dont just dump her and leave. tell her u want to be friends and continue seeing her at the hospital. and get her some flowers
2006-09-08 01:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by emaria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thts too funny! why would you argue over dinner? and you should feel guilty you jerk off! you meanie! you shouldnt of done that. she should dump u. u sent her to the hospital.
2006-09-08 01:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by dark^wishy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you should bring her some jewellery of some fruits or flowers, well i think that this is not a good time to dump her but if you want to dump her than it is really up to you
2006-09-08 01:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by ili 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give her a subscription to a meat of the month club
2006-09-08 01:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by joe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take her some flowers and tell her that you are so sorry for hurting her and tell her you love her and it was silly of you to argee at dinner and that when she gets out of the hospital you will take her some were nice..
2006-09-08 02:06:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋