2006-09-08 01:08:36 · 19 answers · asked by V 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
While I was typing this she came out of the kitchen.
So I shortened the chain.
2006-09-08 01:43:37 · update #1
What??? I dont get it.....???? Im confused...????
2006-09-08 01:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Angelkiss85 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look carefully all woman have small feet!!!
Always check the feet first before you get married. You might up installing a new sink or buying a dishwasher.
2006-09-08 08:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Barney B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I married a woman with big feet so that she could drop kids like farting but I was clever and made sure she'd got long arms!
2006-09-08 08:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, and it reallyworks, she can lean right over to the far side of the sink to clean the base of the taps
2006-09-08 08:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by hog4ubaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... why does she need to be so near to the sink?!?! Invest in more square footage!
2006-09-08 08:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better off with one with big arms, for all that fetchin and carryin they whinge about.
2006-09-08 08:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep me, then she bought a dish washer
2006-09-08 10:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well she obviously only married you for the comedy value !!!!
2006-09-08 08:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by summerflowersgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also means you can buy cheaper shoes at Mothercare...
2006-09-08 08:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny I read that joke last night. HA HA!
2006-09-08 08:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by Zee99 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did but the sink is long she has short arms I NEED YOUR SINK
2006-09-08 09:32:39 · answer #11 · answered by freeman3905@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋