THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling
me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man
2006-09-08 00:59:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
HaHaHahahahaha
Nice one........
2006-09-08 01:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by TalkToMe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done!!! That's the SECOND real belly laugh I've had today, when, as I told the first one, I'm normally a miserable git!
By the way, I've just re-read it to a friend here, and I laughed again so much at the punch line I'm in bloody tears !!!!
2006-09-08 01:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-01 00:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitley the funniest thing I've heard this week. Forgive him though for he knows not what he says.
2006-09-08 01:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by Necker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's brilliant, I just love his humour, congratulations on having such a comical husband :-)
2006-09-08 08:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one. Does he know how to reduce them though. that's what I'd like.
2006-09-09 22:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for giving me a good laugh
2006-09-08 01:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by arizonaprincess2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's a true hero of the modern age.
2006-09-08 01:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it when a person can tell something funny on themselves! Thanks for the good laugh!
2006-09-08 01:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you got orgasm from it as well
2006-09-08 20:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
men i hope you hit him where it really hurts lol
2006-09-08 13:13:04 · answer #11 · answered by munchie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋