Read my question, WTC and Controlled Demolition cover-up.
People don't get it. I am making fun of people who think that there was some big conspiracy with that, as if no one would have cared on 9/11 if that one building hadn't fallen.
Jesus. No wonder there are so many conspiracy dunces out there. God help us if they actually put down their doobies long enough to go vote.
2006-09-08 00:43:19 · 9 answers · asked by BrianthePigEatingInfidel 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Yeah Tony, I suck. Boy, if I were trying for some kind of literary award, I would have soooo embarassed! Luckily, this is just a cheesy Q&A site with a 1000 character limit, where bad grammar and misspellings are the norm. Otherwise I might have to change my name and get plastic surgery.
2006-09-08 00:51:05 · update #1
farkas, I know. I was a little concerned. I wouldn't have posted this, except, after reading some of the comments, I just knew someone was going to report me.
2006-09-08 02:50:30 · update #2
The problem is al lot of the "conspiracy dunces" are apparently posting on this site so after a while you don't know anymore if someone is satirical or a "dunce".
So yep after reading your first lines my thinking was "Oh no, not another one" then my thoughts went to "Should I report this moran?" and they ended with "This is so stupid that it can't be real"
And apparently it was satire so... it was that stupid ;-)
P.S. No I didn't report you, in case you where wondering D.S.
2006-09-08 01:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Mathias H 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Don't fret - I wrote last week that in order to be one of the heaviest hitters in Al Queda you must not have much of a social life, given that you're always ready to wrap a bomb around yourself and self implode. I'm simplifying what I said and apparently the asker person got it, because he gave me best answer. But, there's this tendency on this site lately to assume the worst of people, so if you're being facetious, you're disrespectful and if you're serious, you're an idiot, and God forbid you should outright joke, because then you're disrespectful and you think you're SO FUNNY!!! BUT YOU:RE REALLY NOT! (I know you are but what am I?) So just to clarify, I'm being facetious and I'm joking, I'm not however being satirical, but I may be being sarcastic.
And you know I've always wondered about building 7?
2006-09-08 00:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sidoney 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
For 2 reasons.
1. Satire and sarcasm don't work good in writing unless you are an exceptional writer.
2. You suck at writing satire.
2006-09-08 00:46:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I bring my doobie with me when I vote. After researching ALL the candidates, not just to two main parties.
2006-09-08 00:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL, I understood it, I just think it could have been put better, that's all. The conspiracy theories piss me off, too. You're not alone.
2006-09-08 02:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Smart people understand satire! I rest my case.
2006-09-08 00:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by Texan 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You must work for the cia. Until the matter has been fully explored, narrow minded duncewitts like yourself ought to play with the traffic.
2006-09-08 00:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
It's long been said in Europe that Americans don't get satire.
I'm not sure why.
2006-09-08 00:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Little girl, you need to go wash some dishes or something. Your not smart enough to be here.
2006-09-08 00:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋