I remember sitting in my chair at home, eating popcorn, and watching the excitement, the collapsing buildings, the smoldering hole, the Pentagon on fire. I was having a grand time.
But when I saw the empty WTC 7 building fall, I nearly choked. I threw my bowl of popcorn to the floor, shouted "Those mother f***ers!" I was in tears. I wouldn't get out of bed for days. And when I did, I went right away down to my local Quickie Mart and meted out some justice of my own. Ok, so Hassan wasn't there that day, so I beat up that pimply high school kid, Ned, instead. It felt good.
I will never forget that day when WTC 7 fell. That poor building! And no one was even killed either.
If those terrorists had not touched it, if they could only have just provided us with some good entertainment with the other buildings,
2006-09-08
00:35:55
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then it would all have been ok. They might even have been nominated for a Tony or whatever they award for really good theater performance. Performance art at its best. But they HAD to take it too far. We had to retaliate. It was as if Johnny Knoxville had put a REAL baby on the roof of that van after using a doll a couple of times.
But then I find out that the performance artists, I mean terrorists, had NOTHING to do with WTC 7 after all, that it was the OWNER! Well, if I had known that, I'd never have supported going into Afghanistan, or Iraq. It was all a fraud, just so Bush could get that Caspian Sea oil pipeline. Because he KNEW that we wouldn't go along with it unless that empty little building hadn't collapsed on 9/11.
2006-09-08
00:36:06 ·
update #1
I feel so used. Can anyone help me?
2006-09-08
00:37:35 ·
update #2
Jesus Christ morons. See my next question, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvZoc1GzNe9TH9ifR1Atvi3zy6IX?qid=20060908044319AApF5k4
2006-09-08
00:44:44 ·
update #3