a friend of mine is leaving New Jersey and as anybody from Jersey knows we love our state! does anybody have any suggestions of things that remind them of new jersey that I could give her?
2006-09-08 00:16:33 · 12 answers · asked by princessmeg64 2 in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Other - United States
I am from Jersey and I now live in Florida. Depending on where she is moving to....Fall leaves is something I miss about Jersey. Some of my friends from back home send me things about Jersey driving. You could copy and print them out and stick it in a frame for a good smile. (Makes me laugh because I took my driving test in the motor vehicles parking lot...not much of a challenge....kind of scary. The funny thing is that I knew fellow classmates that failed.
JERSEY DRIVERS
Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.
Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you,or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered going with the flow.
The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you being rear ended. If you want your insurance company to pay for a new rear bumper, come to a complete stop at all stop signs.
A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.
Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. New Jersey is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.
Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in New Jersey during rush hour.
Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New Jersey driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
Please remember that there is no such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic in New Jersey.
Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.
Learn to swerve abruptly. New Jersey is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.
It is traditional in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.
Never take a green light at face value. Always look right and left before proceeding.
Remember that the goal of every New Jersey driver is to get there first,by whatever means necessary.
Real New Jersey women drivers can put on pantyhose and apply eye makeup at seventy-five miles per hour in bumper-to-bumper traffic.
2006-09-08 00:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by CLEMVIER 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
http://www.mvpjerseyshop.us
Usually, there will be a certain amount of advance warning when a nor'easter is headed toward New Jersey. That is the time when you should do a thorough check of your home's entryways to be sure they are all covered. You may need to call a service for board up in New Jersey to get the job done right.
2014-09-18 21:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A New Jersey bracelet
2006-09-08 00:19:11 · answer #3 · answered by Amber M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A New Jersey state magnet.
2006-09-11 13:03:14 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leaving New Jersey is one of the best things a human can do. Good for her.
Give her a postcard from the turnpike.
New York is a much better enviroment to live in.
2006-09-08 00:24:04 · answer #5 · answered by Villain 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i believe a touch bummed about the Nets leaving New Jersey, yet look ahead to seeing them in Brooklyn in a pair years. i'm satisfied that they are transferring out of that hideous unload noted as the Izod midsection. i'm excited to work out if Mikhail Prokhorov can turn around the Nets, or in the adventure that they are going to easily be disappointing followers in yet another city.
2016-11-06 21:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A New Jersey Flag to hang on her wall at her new place.
U can buy them online
>> Google: New Jersey flags online ,
or else kite and banner stores have them offline.
2006-09-08 00:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by froggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bag full of fart - to remind her of the smell
a piece of Rt. 17 - it's always falling apart
a dead squirrel - we keep running those damn things over
a Turnpike Ticket - we always have to give those back
Yeah, I'm from Jersey
2006-09-08 00:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by Perry N 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Want to buy a unique, cheap shirts, the wholesale shirts, nice point of shirts, but numbers do not be biased, or not buy, which team will do!
I often see online here later at http://www.25jerseys.com/
2015-05-10 00:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by nflnmba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.flyjerseys.com
i buy jerseys ofen from this online shop,it is cheap and hight quality,
2014-09-23 02:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋