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WTF!!!!!!!!!!! How the hell did you break it off to begin with man???

2006-09-07 23:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by MusicLover 2 · 0 0

The real question should be why are you still using a rectal thermometer? Those are for infant use. But try to push it like you're having a bowel movement.

2006-09-08 02:12:15 · answer #2 · answered by superbad~honeydip 4 · 0 0

i might want to admit to being a rectal thermometer tester. exciting social gathering communique and that i might want to like to make certain the seem on a date's face after I informed him what I did for a residing.

2016-11-25 20:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by mccunn 4 · 0 0

go to a doctor or hospital emergency room. the glass from the thermometer go rupture some vital organs and cause bleeding.

2006-09-08 02:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by scififed 5 · 0 0

So you've got a butt-full of broken glass and mercury? Dude, if this question is genuine, go and see a doctor as soon as possible. The colon/rectum is incredibly fragile and bleeds copiously. You don't want broken glass up there.

2006-09-07 23:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How much broke off? And where? Far up or can you reach it with your fingers?

Maybe it will come out when you next use the toilet. But maybe its best so see a doctor, just in case.

2006-09-07 23:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If this is for real....you should worry more about the mercury than the glass. Mercury poisoning is a major HAZ MAT!
Poison control will have to be notified to make sure you get proper treatment.

2006-09-08 03:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by askmenicely1961 3 · 0 0

shti in one hand and pray with the other

2006-09-07 23:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Bo Darville 4 · 1 0

Dig it out.

2006-09-07 23:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0 0

use a turkey baster

2006-09-08 00:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by sick_incentive 3 · 1 0

Go and see you gp ASAP cause it can be hazardous!!!!!!!

2006-09-07 23:21:40 · answer #11 · answered by kelly 3 · 0 0

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