After watching the matrix and constantine and seeing Keanu potrayed as this hero who swoops in to save people he has constantly resided in my fantasies but i don't think it becomes of me to be fant asising about some movie star so i want to end it now before i move to obsession mode and finally stalker mode and end up in jail.
2006-09-07 21:16:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Oh I dunno, by getting a life? O r you could just watch Bill and Teds excellent adventure and its sequel that should turn you off him.
2006-09-07 21:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's mine do you hear me? Mine!!! Really now, why bother stopping the fantasy. He is all that and a side order of fries, with gravy! I saw a guy in a hotel lounge once who looked remarkably like Keanu. He said he was in the army - flew helicopters. If I ever find out it was really Keanu and I missed my opportunity to grab him, take him home and tie him up in my closet to keep him forever mine... Well I just don't know how I would ever get over that. Maybe I should have grabbed the guy anyway. Keep on dreaming honey, there could be alot worse things to become obsessed about.
2006-09-07 21:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Sky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to picture Keanu Reeves in less than flattering situations:
giving another man lip service
beating up your mother
constantly asking for money
looking up little girl's skirts
being a passive partner during sex with another man
taking a piss during mass in front of everyone
(if none of that works, you should check into your local state hospital for the mentally ill)
2006-09-07 21:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find someone else to fantasize about, goodness knows there's more than one hottie out there. Keanu is cool. I also like Joaquin, Jake, etc. Don't stalk these people. It will look bad on your record. It will make ya look mentally unstable & no one will want to hire ya, or date ya when they find out. Not worth it. There are cuties in your 'hood. Take a look around. Hang around the local laundrymat or local diner or cafe. You're surrrounded,by hotties, you just never noticed it before.
2006-09-08 08:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Bronweyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick up some Bruce Willis Movies, as he is better looking than Keanu Reeves! My Opinion~
2006-09-07 21:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jersey Girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well throw away all the things you have of Keanu. Get a BF !
2006-09-07 21:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Bill & Teds Bogus.......& the rest of boring movies featuring Keanu, you will get over him soon.
2006-09-07 21:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure and check out the other guy's abs.
2006-09-08 07:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy your dreams!!! What more is there to say? Practice your dreams out on your bf and keep your eyes closed all the time
2006-09-07 21:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by kobe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bump into him, smile a beautiful smile and have a fantastic round of sex with him to get it out of your system.
Or you could find a look a like.
2006-09-07 21:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by cuteangelshay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keanu Reeves sucks. How could you...
2006-09-07 21:18:44 · answer #11 · answered by RichUnclePennybags 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋