2006-09-07 20:12:45 · 13 answers · asked by anon 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
You say, "I'm not feeling well, I won't be in today". Don't offer a bunch of excuses you can't prove later. Just let them wonder what's wrong. It's none of their business, anyway. Good luck, and have fun!
2006-09-07 20:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by MaqAtak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You woke up with a red itchy rash that's spreading. You called your doctor and you're taking Benadryl and using cortizone cream and if it doesn't start lightening up in three to six hours you're going to go to the doctors office... it'll even get you out of a couple days, and you don't have to fake a "sick" voice.
Good luck!
2006-09-07 20:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by superrix83 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CALL IN UGLY! BUT IF YOU NEED HELP TO COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF WORK, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? OBVIOUSLY YOU CANNOT THINK FOR YOURSELF. SHEESH! AN EXCUSE FOR STAYING
HOME IS LIKE FALLING OUT OF A TREE.
2006-09-07 20:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by BOOMBOOMBILLY 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make up a poop story! This always works because...
1. They don't wanna hear it.
2. They don't want you to come in and spray poo all over.
3. Sheet happens.
2006-09-07 23:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by pastor_fuzz_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, me and my family went to Florida last year, and my cousin's boyf bought a t-shirt that said - I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead!
I wonder if anyone has ever tried this???
2006-09-08 01:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by Seph7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you took to many vicodins
2006-09-07 20:15:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have analretinitus which means you dont see your a** coming to work today
2006-09-07 21:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by fightn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eczema!
(By the way...the PROPER spelling of the word is eczema...not excema.)
2006-09-08 00:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have anal glaucoma. You dont see your butt going to work today.
2006-09-07 22:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by rebfitness 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick is always good. Or maybe car problems.
2006-09-07 20:15:30 · answer #10 · answered by Cheryl S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋