I've done the "get the stick shape it the way you want soak it in pig intestines for 9 weeks and coat it with crushed worm" stuff, now what do I do after that? Do I apply nail polish or the cream corn first? When will I be able to do the lumos spell? huh?
BTW I'm TRYING to grow a beard, but as I am a girl it's really hard...
2006-09-07 16:18:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I did the Avacado Kadaver spell and I killed a spider, does this sound like progress to you?
2006-09-07 16:30:37 · update #1
You are one of the hairier, more masculine girls I have seen in a LONG time and I hang out a shemale clubs every weekend.
Don't give up hope!!! You can do it!!! Maybe start with a Van Dyke and then work your way up to a full beard!
2006-09-07 16:20:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are joking, right? If not, let's just say that you'll grow a beard easier than you will become a wizard. Witch, maybe; not wizard.
You have to learn magic from someone who knows. The stuff that's published is full Sturgeon's Law. Science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon was asked why 90% of all science fiction is such BS. He replied that 90% of everything was BS. This became known as Sturgeon's Law.
Recent estimates put it at closer to 99%.
2006-09-07 23:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
random answer from the nerd. THAC0 = To hit armour class 0
As for becoming a wizard, answer me something honestly, is it just so you can legitimately sit around and smoke a pipe with some off smelling fuel?
Before becoming a legitimate wizard, you've got to thrust a hobbit into a trilogy anyway, else they don't let you in the union. No union means no rights, and you get stuck doing all the stupid jobs anyway, and have you ever seen a wizards staff with broom bristles?
2006-09-09 00:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. There are no wizards.
2. Stop watching/ reading Harry Potter.
3. Witches (in TV and books) don't grow beard, why would you want to (since you want to become a witch?)
4. Females who are supposed to use magic are called witches, not wizards.
2006-09-10 08:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jalena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the magical stick you speak of was some sort of pipe for smoking that left handed special tobacco. wake up and join reality and leave that wacky tobaccy alone. wizards were only around because people didn't know any better and there were no guns to kill the wizards for being weird
2006-09-11 13:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go purchase a copy of Everquest and at the character creation screen, choose Wizard for your job. Then buy a T shirt that reads "Wizards are better than Paladins."
2006-09-07 23:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by Bmenace 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you want to become a wizard?
Well first you have to attack the darkness with your 32nd level light spell, that you only attained from a divine wish that was granted to you once you uncovered the Lich's phylactery and destroyed it which columnates the 30 years you have search the mines of minos and descovered the secret antichamber of treasure that a 60 foot wyrm currently calls home.
2006-09-07 23:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that if you watch the Wizard of Oz or Lord of the Rings enough times... it'll just happen for you. Good Luck Grasshopper.
2006-09-07 23:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you serious?? You can become a witch after MANY years of study and you have to be serious and dedicate your life to the higher power....If you are not serious go watch harry potter again.
2006-09-07 23:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by mysticalmoon1975 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would try sticking the stick shape in a light socket while holding tightly to it. That might start the transformation process moving.
2006-09-07 23:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Kenneth F 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋